This is another of his stupider efforts. The story is ridiculous – more like the some half-arsed wannabe playwright’s idea of a witty farce – the sort of thing put on by talentless little-theatre troupes in towns that lack movie theatres. The only thing that’s worthwhile is his depiction of the representatives of the major religions of the world!
 
COMICAL JACK CHICK
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** Jack who?!
Who he? (Introduction)

Reviews of some of his more popular works
** This was Your Life Jack's first comic!
** The Gay Blade
Hysterical Anti-Gay Rant ** Doom Town
1 down, 24 million to go!
** Birds and the Bees Bigotry for kiddies!
** Allah Had No Son
And God did, so you towel-heads are all f*cked!!
** A Demon's Nightmare
Stan needs a management consultant!
** Hi There!
Safety First!!
** Bad Bob!
Ba-a-a-a-a-a-d Bob!
** The Death Cookie
Chew on this!
** The Sissy
Who you callin' a sissy?!
** Big Daddy
Jack's Take on Evolution!
** Angels?
Jack explores "Christian" Heavy Metal
** Gomez is Coming
Mexican Madness
** Somebody Goofed Can't trust anybody these days!
** Trust Me
Too right!
** That Crazy Guy
Medical Facts Masterfully Mutilated!
** Who Murdered Clarice?
Er... who?
** The Contract
Get a Life Satan!
** The Poor Little Witch
Poor Little F*ckwit!
** The Trial
Oh Tee Hee, very clever, Jack!
** One Way
One way to what?
** The Execution
Oh! Now I get it, Jack!
** The Visitors
Dealing with Mormons
** The Crisis
Dealing with J.W.'s
** Lisa
Jack hits a new low.
** Flight 144
Since we're all about to die....

Tee Hee…
Getting through this tripe is a trial in itself! And er, Jack, this is only a civil lawsuit, you don't actually get photographed holding a number for those!

SYNOPSIS: Two small girls in the playground. Girl A suggests to Girl B that Jesus is the only true means of salvation, whereupon Girl B immediately goes home and tells this to her mother, who in turn immediately consults her lawyer and tells him she wants to sue Girl A’s mother for ten million dollars, for violating her civil rights or something.  After a long drawn-out trial, where the heads of the various churches testify that the six-year-old has blasphemed and violently violated the basic tenets of their existence and so on, Girl B finally takes the witness stand and announces that she actually believed what Girl A said – she wasn’t complaining at all.

ARTWORK: Nothing special. It’s cartoon-ish - not all that bad, and it’s not all that good.

MEMORABLE POINTS: There’s really only one – this picture! Do I need to tell you: They all get told off by God, and then (yawn) it’s into the Lake of Fire for them…. Oh, you guessed that, sorry!

"Exhibit A: a piece of Hate Literature", is a sheet of paper saying: "I am the way, the truth and the life" etc. Oh piss off Jack, nobody has ever called that sort of stuff "hate literature". If you want to see some real allegedly-Bible-based "Hate Literature", check out www.GodHatesFags.com (but not now, you haven’t finished reading the reviews:-).

WEAK POINTS: Yeah, like this is really going to happen: you can sue someone for what her six-year-old daughter said to your daughter, and the court is going to accept the case! And that the case could get as far as it did without anybody realizing there was no case - that’s real likely too…

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