This is classic Chick, basically telling lazy wannabe evangelists what they want to hear: that all the Christians who toil all their lives in the service of mankind in the name of their God, are no more assured of entry into heaven than layabout wastes-of-space like them!
 
COMICAL JACK CHICK
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** Flight 144
Since we're all about to die....

Imagine getting stuck next to this watermelon on a 10 hour flight!
One engine's on fire; the plane's about to crash; perfect moment for a theological discussion...

SYNOPSIS: Young dude is checking in at "Zambolo Airport" somewhere in Africa when he notices an uncharacteristic crowd building. Turns out some famous missionaries are off on a trip to the US to raise more money for another hospital. He's delighted to find that he will be seated next to them on the trip, and he soon gets into a gosh-wow discussion of all the fantastic work they've done over the last 50 years.

His story? Oh well, he used to be a cook on a tanker until he killed a guy in a brawl. He'd only just gotten out of jail, but it's OK; he was saved just before he was released. His only claim to fame was saving his cellmate's soul; nothing compared to what you guys have-

But wait a minute! What's that?! In all your fifty years of good works you haven't actually saved anybody...? [At this point the captain informs the passengers that one of the engines is on fire and that they're going to crash]

But motormouth keeps rattling on until they hit the drink and nobody survives.

Needless to say, motormouth gets whisked away by an angel to his "beautiful mansion in heaven" while the hard-working missionary and his wife get tossed into the generic lake of fire! (After God has explained things to them of course!)

Just what your average lazy arsehole needs to hear!

ARTWORK: Not too good, and somewhat variable, which suggests editorial hacking has been involved. Instead of the "talking head" format, we have the "talking plane" format, just a picture of a plane in flight with word balloons coming out of it!

MEMORABLE POINTS: Not too many, apart from the way motormouth keeps prattling on all the way down to the water !

WEAK POINTS: The plane hits the drink and immediately sinks intact to the bottom of the sea. Er, planes float Jack!

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