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| An experience like you've never known is waiting for you in The Republic of Pistrix! |
| Sail the Crownmaster, Pistrix's elite cruise vessel, as it takes you to the beautiful lands of our neighbors. |
| Fun Fact: Grapes make up roughly 34% of the Pistran diet. |
| Fun Fact: Pistrix citizens are one of the largest consumers of television programming in the world. |
| Fun Fact: More Pistrix citizens go abroad to spend their vacations every year than the amount of visitors Pistrix recieved in the last ten years! |
| Fun Fact: Pistrix is home to one of the fastest growing fastfood chains in the world: Squishy Burgers. |
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| Pistrix is a beautiful land of many sites and attractions, home to some of the rarest spots in all of Scandia. Pistrix is a country like you've never visited, with a culture that's as rich as it is unique. Although The Fifth Civil War has left much our land war-torn, you'll find that there's no end to the marvels and character you'll find in The Republic of Pistrix! |
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| Fine Dining in the Greater Anorak Area The Continental Room Hungri The Emperor's Dumpster Shaggy's Gentleman's Club Arms of Pistrix Squishyburgers (7 locations!) The Portly Diplomat The Carnivore The Filthy Sailor Scrumptious Obsessions The Wine Seller's Cellar War Castle Pub Quigley Steakhouse Noodles, Etc. |
| There's no better place to party than the Pistrix capital of Anorak! |
| Looking for bone-chilling excitement? Well Pistrix has got that in HEAPS! The indigenous Needlesnake, the most venomous snake in existence, has been plaguing our people for centuries. Nothing compares to the experience of having one of these vicious reptiles (or dozens of them) pounce down from the treetops above! |
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| Sample the fine dining at Anorak's The Portly Diplomat |
| Fun Fact: Needlesnake meat, if consumed, temporarily causes serious dimensia and insanity. It is thought "Needlesnake Madness", as it's known, was a great contributor to The First Pistran Civil War. |
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| See the beautiful Splendor Gardens of Loganbury. |
| Climb the tallest mountain in Kwasnia, Mount Kwali. Not a fan of hiking? That's okay. At Mount Kwasina Recreation Center you can rent your very own hiking expedition to hike for you! |
| The Castle Darkwill has a dark and mysterious past. Through violent discourse, The House of Darkwill split into three factions: The House of Nathaniel, The House of Logansworth and the House of Brianton. And for your purchasing pleasure, we bring you three themed gift shops representing each! |
| Explore the exciting Ruins of Bol Bascus |
| The noble House of De Vane, in Devanill, is one Pistrix's finest structures, and home to Supreme Minister Lady Cyndella DeVane. |
| It's The Orin Caglio Observation Parade, and the Puppeteers are on the march! |
| If you're into rides and adventure, then Squishyville Theme Park is the place for you! Click here to visit Squishyville! |
| Although Soccer, or football as it's sometimes known, is not a native sport of Pistrix, to better participate with our international neighbors we formed Pistrix's first International Soccer team. View the uniforms. |
| Fun Fact: Pistrix's national sport, Skleenball, is over seven hundred years old, and has endured mulitple transformations. |
| Need Tips for Needlesnake Survival? Then visit our Needlesnake Survival 101 page right here! |
| Our Tourism pages: Pistrix TV Skleenball Pistrix Soccer Squishyville Theme Park Squishy Burgers Needlesnake Survival 101 |
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| Has the excitement of Skleenball got you? Skleenball is Pistrix's most cherished (and lethal) national sport. Learn the history and the excitement of Skleenball! |
| For more information about The Republic of Pistrix write to Donny Chaps, Secretary VP of the Pistrix Department of Toursim The Pistrix Department of Tourism in Devanill |
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