Brought to you in part by the Bureau of Needlesnake Affairs
Do you know what to do if you're ever bit by the infamous Needlesnake?  Well here's a few tips that will keep you safe and alive!
Ever wonder what would happen if you were bit?
Robert is hiking through the forest, wondering what all of us might wonder from time to time.  Under a Needlesnake attack, would we have the resolve and the information to stay alive?
He's been bitten!
You better watch what you wish for, Robert, because YOU'RE BEING ATTACKED BY THE DREADED NEEDLESNAKE RIGHT NOW!!!
Hurry, don't panic!
Okay, you've been bitten.  The vicious reptile has sunk it's teeth into you, releasing it's venom into your bloodsteam.

Tip#1:  Don't Panic
Panic induces proper blood flow, and right now that's the last thing you need!  Stay calm, take a deep breath, and think of your favorite place.
Apply pressure to the bite Cut off blood coming from the bite region.  As far as you're concerned, that part is dead and treat it as such!
Tip#2:  Apply Pressure
The next course of action is to apply pressure on the wound.  If you stop the poison from reaching the rest of your body you may just have a fighting chance.  Don't forget Tip#1 now!  Are you thinking of that favorite place?
CheckFor Symptoms
Tip#3:  Check For Symptoms
Watch for signs that you may in fact be poisoned, and how serious the poisoning is.  Be on the look out for dizziness, blurred vision, vertigo, and irritations near the bite area.  If hallicinations, mysterious bleeding, and loss of appetite persist then the situation is serious and you must seek medical attention immediately.  If you have total numbness of the limbs, optical bleeding, or you feel like your organs are "one big bowl of soup", then run back to that favorite place of yours and lock the door because Father Death is a coming!
Run!!  Run!!
Tip#4:  Get to Safety!
Now, with all your might, run back to civilization.  The quicker you pump those legs of yours, the quicker you can get to an antedote!
Now Don't Forget!
Tip#1 Don't Panic (Favorite Place!)
Tip#2 Apply Pressure
Tip#3 Check For Symptoms
Tip#4 Get to Safety
BEWARE!!  BEWARE!!
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