~Stories~
Darren the smelly perv!
This one is kinda long, but funny!
Police Case
Just crazy...
Simon gets married!!!
Yes the sex god has 3 wives...
Simon smells...
yeah, he does
A Hypothetical Wedding...
Includes Simon & Darren, so it must be good
Paul The Mingoid!
By Me & Karl
Pretty much all these stories were written by me and Kayleigh whilst bored. Enjoy!
Tom Finds Fun
How nice...
The Tom & Darren Scary Story
2nd part of Tom Finds Fun
Crappy Birthday!!!
The party from hell!
Tom & The ASDA Baked Beanstalk
Darren & Tom also have face transplants!