| One day Nat found out that Marc lied to her... she cried and cried, poor little Naz! But not to worry... Super-Marc phoned Nazz, and told her the story of his evil bitch ex-girlfriend. Nat still was suspicious, so he proposed to her, she laughed - a lot, he seemed insecure... she found out that Darren was his cousin! She was not sure if she wanted to marry into that family, so Marc divorced his family and Darren was upset... no one would play on the swings with him any more. So, they dug out Nazz's ex-husband sexy Simon for him. Darren was happy and married Simon that day. Simon had nothing to wear, so he had to borrow Naz's dress, Naz wasn�t too happy so she nicked his skates so Simon has to try and 'walk' down the aisle without slipping on hot cum. Of course, it was impossible NOT to slip on it, as it was everywhere. Simon gracefully err well slid down the aisle and landed on Mozzy who was the vicar! Mozzy tried to brush himself off, but couldn't with his one finger, so Darren did the service himself, the language used wasn�t very pleasant, but it was over with pretty quick, so everyone was happy. Everyone then slid back down the cum-covered aisle, to the wedding party! Simon�s bestest friend was DJ for the evening and was really crap so everyone went home leaving them dancing to slipknot. Simon was all worn out by the end of the evening, so Darren carried him to bed. They went back to Darren�s shitty hairy flat and watched porn films. Then Simon got up for a shower whilst singing to slipknot. Some talent scout heard him... and didn't sign him up, surprisingly. The talent scout was Darren - he owned the local ugly kids competition in the local village hall. He awarded himself 1st prize every year. Darren won again this year! He was happy. His wall was covered in various awards... he seemed to win everything in his town�'ugliest guy ever', 'biggest pervert', 'smelliest', 'dumbest'� He almost got the 'loser' award too, but was disqualified since he'd won so much stuff. Instead Higgins won, after winning the most useless object for a pet - he invented a bird-leash so he could walk his pet pidgeon! His pet pigeon, unfortunately, escaped, and Higgins still cries himself to sleep every night. But looking at his award makes him smile! Darren wanted revenge... this was WAR! Darren got a piece of paper and started to draw plans for his revenge... He just drew a number 3 though. He asked Simon for help. Simon drew the slipknot logo, so they had an S and a 3... hmm� Darren was thinking. 'Ummm'. He then realised he had just spelt his favourite word! '3. S. Ummm.' He went to the dictionary and found the word 'sum' it looked darn good, so there was the plans... 'Operation 3 sum' It involed 3 ppl, so it was a 3sum! |
| A hypothetical wedding.... |
| The End!!! |
| This developed from a true story, but thankfully this isnt a true story, and is totally made up as I dont think Darren or Simon would ever be invited to a wedding. |