| Paul the Mingoid!!! |
| The train journey to Scotland was hard. It was raining and Nat and Karl were curled up on the train asleep. A sudden halt threw them forwards. Karl looked out the window - they were there in the shithole known as Scotland. Karl and Nat got off the train and got a taxi to pauls house. The garden was a skank pile, and smelt of old wee and cats. They carefully walked to the door after running away from the taxi driver, strangley called D.Moore. The reached the door and there standing in front of them was.... Pauls cousin.In a stupid Scottish voice he says 'hello, come in' so Karl and Nat walk in to the skankhole and ask if Paul is home. His trampy mum says he's on his computer in is room. Karl and Nat walk up the stairs looking for Pauls room, thay see a door with the name 'Pauls sex room'. They open the door to find......Paul dancing round in his boxers to Nsync. It was disgusting. they tapped politely on the door until Paul noticed them, but he didn't the fucking mong! He kept dancing until Nat and Karl got fed up and wrestled him to the ground. He was heavy. All that retarded-ness weighed him down. Aswell as the huge nappie he was wearing. "Fucking shit for brains!" Karl said as he kicked Paul a few times. Nat picked up Pauls beside lamp - the pink one with the Barbie gang on it - and smashed it down onto his head.. blood went everywhere and Paul's skank mother called the ambulance...... Before the ambulance arives they pick Paul up, throw him out the window and run out the house. Karl steals a car while Nat drags Paul to the curb. Karl drives up beside Nat and Paul. They put Paul in the boot of the stolen car, and drive fast down the long road in to the dakrness...... When the ambulance arrived they took his mother to hospital instead as she looked a bit diseased. Karl and Nat drove through the woods.. it was scary... they stopped for something to eat and decided to see what Paul was doing, they opened the boot and he wasnt there the fucking mong! they got scared and drove back down the road and saw Paul lying there getting eaten by a moose. They start to drive real fast BACK down the road away from Paul and the moose. They stopped at a hotel and rented a room for the night, and started talking about what there gonna do.... They decided that theyre both gonna go back down the road early in the morning to find Paul (if alive). thay agreed 5am will do - so they go to bed and sleep... They were alseep in eachothers arms (awww..) when they heard a familiar voice.. it was Paul!!! The mingoid was in their room standing above their bed with a big knife and dressed as Batman!!! And next to him was his retarded cuz Chris as Robin! Karl and Nat laughed as they turned the light on.Nat threw her shoe at his head... they ran out of the room singing nananana batman!!!! While sining nananana Batman thay leaped off the HIGH stairs and land on the reception desk, Karl falling on top of Nat face to face lol they blush and see Paul and his cuz with big knives coming down the stairs looking angry! Karl and Nat run out the hotel and in to the car.They start to go back down the road and find a dead moose that looks like it has been ass raped. They here a bang in the boot! And in the boot was Pauls grandma! she jumped out at them with her big old zimmerframe and tried to kill them! They quickly drove down the road, over the dead moose, while granny was clinging into the back of the car on her rollerblades! Karl looked up and realised they were heading straight into the hospital where pauls mother was being treated for facial piles... |
| Paul Moore from Scotland is someone that Karl and I hate. Because he's really stupid. |
| To Be Continued... if we can be bothered that is. |