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VOLUME IV || ISSUE 1 || OCTOBER 25, 2006

Smoothie Steroid Scandal Drowns Swim Team

Academic Life Restructured for 2006

One-Ply Toliet Paper Myth Unrolled!

JBU's Emergency Campus Housing Plan for 2007

SAC Unleashes Diabolical Plan

Valley Road Speedbumps to be Replaced

JBU Targeted in U of A Conquest

Hidden Robots Protect Campus

Dear Phrank

To the Little Man

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Dear Phrank

Dear Phrank, Is intelligent design truly scientific fact? Can true Muslims really believe in the democratic process? Which is better for the environment? Christianity or Atheism? Are terrorist detainees treated better or worse than U.S. prisoners bound by law? Is sex truly worth it? Is it possible to create more valuable controversy to spark intelligent thought on the forums?

Signed,

Four M.

Dear 4M,

Two words: Stop.

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