THE END TIMES

VOLUME IV || ISSUE 1 || OCTOBER 25, 2006

Smoothie Steroid Scandal Drowns Swim Team

Academic Life Restructured for 2006

One-Ply Toliet Paper Myth Unrolled!

JBU's Emergency Campus Housing Plan for 2007

SAC Unleashes Diabolical Plan

Valley Road Speedbumps to be Replaced

JBU Targeted in U of A Conquest

Hidden Robots Protect Campus

Dear Phrank

To the Little Man

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To the Little Man

On a serious note, the END TIMES likes to take valuable printing space in every issue to give thanks and recognize certain individuals and groups who go the extra mile here at JBU.

To JIM NABORS and CHEF G, your supervision of the campus food service is nothing but exemplary. Thank you for the countless choices of food every meal in the cafeteria, as well as an excellent array available for students during Homecoming.

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