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THE END TIMES VOLUME III || ISSUE 5 || APRIL 26, 2006 |
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Taco Tico Opens JBU FranchiseAs human beings, there is an essential need for a resource that we have chosen to called food. Without this substance, we can not survive. Sometime ago, there had been certain rebellious sects complaining about the food we receive here. These incessant wailings from these particular sects have finally been noticed by someone. Taco Tico is that someone. In a hostile takeover of California Caf�, Taco Tico will be putting a new store in the stead of California Caf�. We will soon start to see the delectable dishes such as the Deluxe Taco Burger, and the Chicken Sancho among other meals. These world renowned dishes will soon grace this campus starting next fall semester. The admissions department in a press release has reported that the upcoming Taco Tico will be a new point that will be added to persuade potential students to come here to the JBU campus. Many students have commented on the fact that they feel the campus has gained energy by the expectation of such a high class establishment as Taco Tico. The high amount of excitement surrounding the incoming Taco Tico has caused an extreme amount of fervor to the point that there has been rumored that a Taco Tico cult has been formed on campus. In a recent interview with SGA members, it was mentioned that a Taco Tico club has petition to be recognized as a legitimate organization here on campus. Finally, we can put to rest the heart aching controversy over the quality of that substance we all call food. |
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