THE END TIMES

VOLUME III || ISSUE 5 || APRIL 26, 2006

JBU to Build Security Wall Around Campus!

JBU Offers MRS Degree

Taco Tico Opens JBU Franchise

Bono Not the Second Coming of Christ?!?!?

More Masonic Connections Found at JBU!

The Unabridged Historically Correct Story of Gary the Unicorn

Obituaries

SOAPBOX:
Arguing on the Internet

Dear Phrank

To the Little Man

END TIMES HOME

Dear Phrank

Dear Phrank - How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Also, how many people have seen a woodchuck? What are they? Is there leftover space in the End Times that ends up getting filled with useless silly mumblings that have nothing to do with anything?

Phrank - Woodchucks are not a productive part of the working class and should be exterminated forthwith. To your second point, Absolutely not, here at the End Times we work hard to provide only those stories that are true and need to be heard. We have no bias or agenda. We won�t tell you how to think or waste your time with gibberish or repetitive garbage that keeps saying the same thing over and over and over and over again just to get to the bottom of the page. Seriously, all the ink on these pages is important. Be glad you are reading this. Because at the End Times, �We Care�. - Phrank

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