THE END TIMES

VOLUME III || ISSUE 5 || APRIL 26, 2006

JBU to Build Security Wall Around Campus!

JBU Offers MRS Degree

Taco Tico Opens JBU Franchise

Bono Not the Second Coming of Christ?!?!?

More Masonic Connections Found at JBU!

The Unabridged Historically Correct Story of Gary the Unicorn

Obituaries

SOAPBOX:
Arguing on the Internet

Dear Phrank

To the Little Man

END TIMES HOME

To the Little Man

Phyllis and Connie at California Caf� We at the End Times would like to recognize you for your hard work and friendly service that makes for an enjoyable experience at California. The way you always greet the students with a smile brightens our day. Thank you for your hard work. It is a pleasure to honor you for it.

The preceding has been a regularly appearing column in the End Times that has been written by a graduating senior (Read about his untimely demise in our Obituary section). The writer hopes that the readers have enjoyed this section and would like to challenge them to find the �little men� in their lives�people who work hard and receive little credit. The writer would like to charge the readers to stop and thank these people for what they do.

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