While sifting through the routine email a CEO sees in a day, Mr. Saruman White finds he has been contacted by the widow of New Zealand's former minister of finance. While the idea of a corrupt politician is nothing remarkable, White is amazed to hear that a total of $12 million has been stowed away in a trunk. Perhaps it would be worthwhile to check under the late minister's mattress as well.
1. The offer arrives
2. Despite his busy day, Saruman sends a reply
3. Mrs. Norman introduces us to her partner in the scam
4. Things get off to a rocky start
5. Saruman outlines his requirements
6. But Mrs. Norman will have none of it.
7. The holding company weighs in
8. Saruman asks Mrs. Norman for the documents
9. And explains things to Dr. Isidor
10. Mrs. Norman *eventually* sends the certificate
11. A photo from Saruman, and Mrs. Norman
12. Saruman send documents to Dr. Isidor.
13. And capitulates on the Western Union vs. Uruk-Hai
14. Dr. Isidor reverts back to his form letter
15. Saruman wearily replies
16. "Please Stop Contacting this Company if you are not
for business"
17. Saruman "sends" the money
18. Inexplicably, there seems to be something wrong with the
transfer
19. Luckily, all evil corporations have competent admin
people
20. Dr. Isidor tries to get things under control
21. Radagast offers an alternative
22. And where is Mrs. Norman during all this?
23. That little ingrate Radagast
And after a prolonged silence:
24. The offer is still on the table
25. It's like déjà-vu all over again
26. Radagast supplies information
27. Professionalism is so overrated in a doctor
28. Radagast lets the Doctor down easy, and takes a
moment to vent.