Radagast proves that good help is hard to find.
Ah, excellent, so good to hear from you again, Dr. Isibor. I was becoming alarmed.
> Manager Operations,
> GLS&CE Abj.
> Sir,
> We recieved your requset for shippment of a
> consignment belonging to Maria Norman but we did not
> understand the request (it was not clair),
Feanor, I'm terribly sorry.
> Pls we
> wish to advice that if you want any consingment to
> be released and shipped to you, you should place
> your request in the propare manner.
We always aim to be propare.
> For applying for the release and shippment of any
> consignment with GLS&CE you are adviced to submit
> the following with your request application letter:
> 1) The scanned photo page of your international
> passport or National I D card.
Whose would you be requiring here? I'm in charge of making this offer to you and Mrs. Norman on behalf of Mr. Gandalf Grey and Mr. Gollum Smeagol. Would you be needing all three of ours, or just Mr. Smeagol?
> 2) The ORIGINAL scanned copy of the Deposit Cert.
> 3) The Consignment code Number.
Unfortunately we never received this information. As you may recall, you and Mrs. Norman began this transaction with that evil wizard, Saruman White. I believe she sent that information on to him and I was never privy to it. I also have been unable to reconnect with Mrs. Norman as her E-mail address seems to have been disconnected and her palantir address was not correct. Would you have a more current contact information for her? I can send one of our Giant Eagle courriers to her if necessary.
> 4) Your Full and clair residential and Office
> Addresses.
> 5) Your Telephone numbers:work phone,house phone and
> mobile phone.
> 6) Your Fax numbers.
Gandalf and Gollum prefer to do business at work only so they've asked me not to include their home information. All work contact information is in my signature at the bottom.
> 7) 100 USDollars for Request Processing Charge
> payable by western Union Money Transfer to GLS&CE
> Abj, with the Company's accountant name Jeffery
> Omoriodion.
OK, I will be getting on this shortly and send you the transfer information. As I recall you prefer not to use Uruk-Hai, is that correct?
> We want you to also know that this type transaction
> is not done via email only so our phone and fax
> lines are open up for clients.
Excellent, and I appreciate it as I've heard of may scams going on of late. Speaking of, and not that I'm distrustful of you in any way, would it be possible to get similar information from you as you are requesting of us? A copy of your passport would be appreciated or at the very least a photo so Gollum and Gandalf can see with whom they are in fellowship with.
> Processing your request and shippment will take b/w
> 7working day when all the vital documentation are in
> place.
> We wish to render you the best of our services with
> good faith.
Excellent. Speaking of services, Dr. Isibor, may I inquire if you might be interested in investing with us by purchasing shares of GPCLH? We just received a very favorable audit by Morgoth Inc. recently and are looking for more investors to raise some more capital. Gollum is looking to expand into other areas and is already in discussions with several other companies investigating purchasing them. These include Licorice Whips Inc., Gooderham & Worts distillery, and the Hargrove Marxist Detective Agency. He's not kidding when he says Amalgamated. At the very least, Dr. Isibor, might I interest you in one of our Hakama catalogs? Hakamas are sweeping through the fashion runways of the UK - have they made it to the Ivory Coast as yet? Very fetching. What is your waist size and inseam? Send me your address and I'll mail you a catalog.
> Anticipating your propare made request and
> co-operation.
I'll do my best.
> Thank You.
No, thank you.