Attn: Mr.Radagast Brown,
Sir,
Please i will like to inform you that i will not make any other after this if the requirements are not still met as i have tried to make things easier for your boss so make the pay or let us be, this while thing is sounding so like a child's play.
Expecting your favourable respond.
Thank You,
J.Isibor, MO,
GLSCE Abj.
22507345363.
Radagast makes his bid for power. Isibor proved disappointingly unable to figure out that he could have scammed twice as many people if he had just said 'yes' to the offer.
I completely understand and sympathize with your frustration at attempting to get this business deal completed. While I'm not completely privy to the details on this venture, I understand that you have in your possession an item that a client of yours is attempting to transfer to the UK. Is this correct?
Might I be so bold as to suggest a different potential business partner? I may be tipping my hand somewhat early but I'd really like to help here. In addition to my current job here at Orthanc, I'm also secretly in the employ of Mr. Grey who was formerly a business partner here. In any event, he is currently embroiled in a legal action against Orthanc and would jump on any attempt to take business away from Saruman. I also find him to be an upstanding gentleman, a man of action, and very wise.
If you are interested in pursuing this venture with him, please contact me at your earliest convenience.
However, if you prefer to continue your current dealings, once again, I'll need to ask you for that information that I requested about the Western Union transfer that Saruman has made a complete mess of so that I can track that down, cancel it, and issue a new one to:
Mr. John Kennedy, (Account Dept),
Global Links Security and Commission,
Abidjan Cote d'Ivoire
as you requested.
Please consider changing course here and working with Mr. Grey.
Personally I'm concerned with Orthanc's current business partners such as the Big Eye. I'm not even sure how much longer I'll be of service here.
Radagast
Dear Dr. Isibor:
My assistant Mr. Brown contacted me via palantir this morning. Apparently you are blockading his efforts to resolve this issue of payment. I have already told you that he is authorized to act as my agent in this, so kindly send him whatever information he is requesting.
I am presently sitting in a courtroom, no more than 10 feet away from my despised former partner Mr. Grey, and the situation requires all my attention.
If you cannot deal with us properly, could you please direct us to your superior so we can settle this to our mutual benefit? As the saying goes, if you aren't part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate.
Dan lays it on thick.
Oh my Silmirils, I'm horribly sorry. By all the Noldor in Valinor's grace, I apologize.
Saruman's been very testy of late and I didn't realize he would vent his anger at you as such. Please, forgive me and allow me to make it up to you - reconsider your allegiance to Saruman and Big Eye and join a fellowship with Mr. Grey.
Radagast