Dear Ms. Norman:
I have sent the required information to the holding company, but their manager seems to be a typically worthless functionary.
Attached is a fairly recent picture of me. I note that I still have not seen one of you. Since you managed to send the certificate recently, I assume you have mastered the complexities of attaching a file to an email. I would kindly request you send a recent photo of yourself.
Rgds,
Saruman White
Orthanc Towers
Mrs. Norman sends a picture "for your viewing pleasure"... and no, it's not that sort of picture.
Dear Mr S.White,
Good day to you and your family sir, how is the progress in our transaction?.
I attached my photo for your viewing pleasure. pls kindly do keep me inform at all level of this transaction so that we do not make any mistake at all. wishing you all the success.
May God bless Us the more as we conclude this transaction.
Best Regards,
Madam Maria Norman.
And Dr. Isibor tries to be patient. Although, he says "sir" so many times, you'd think he was in the Marines.
From: Dr Jessy Isibor,
Manager Operations,
GLS&CE Abj.
Sir,
We want you to kindly comply with all our requirement as that will enable us process and ship your consignment with difficuties, all consignments with this company are DIPLOMATIC CONSIGNMENT so we are extra careful when dealing with releases.
Please sir we advice that you meet all the requirement, your phone numbers and residential address your country name is required, we need all these informations for our file sir.
Sir all payment to GLSCE-Abj should be made through the western Union as it is the most convient, relable and fastest way to receive money world wide first 1/4 of this year we have received money from overseas over 28 clients with this money transfer sir, just help us by enabling us to serve you better.
Please sir all reqiured informations and application request should be submited once.
We wish to render you the best of our services as you comply full with all our request..
Anticipating your repond.
Thank You.
Dr. Jessy Isibor,
Manager Operations,
225-0734-5363.