Dr. Isibor gets mail from a new player. Everybody say "Hi!" to Dan, and Dan, say "Hi!" to all the nice people. And no, that's not Dan in the above pic.
Attn: Dr. Jessy Isibor
Manager Operation
Dr. Isibor,
My name is Ragadast Brown and I am the Administrative Assistant to Saruman White. He has asked me to follow up with you on the matter of a Western Union money wire that he attempted to transfer to you for the sum of $100 US. It would not in any way surprise me if Mr. White made some sort of clerical error and now I'm left trying to fix his mistake. In any event, please forward back to me the relevant information on the transfer so I may try to track it down and correct the problem.
Regards,
Ragadast
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The Office of Saruman White, CEO
Radagast Brown, AA
Administrative Office, Tower 1
Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex
Isengard, Middle Earth
UK
And later that day from Saruman
Dear Dr. Isibor:In regards to your recent email, my apologies for whatever mix up has delayed your payment. I have passed the matter on to my assistant, Radagast Brown, to track the source of the error.
I would have handled it myself, but unfortunately I am going to be in and out of court all day. The lawsuit from my former associate Mr. Grey continues.
Rgds,
Saruman White, CEO
Orthanc Towers Condominium
Complex
And even later that same day,
Dr. Isibor,
As you can see, Mr. White has indeed authorized me to follow up on this issue even though he has lack of foresight enough to let you know. Personally, I believe his time spent on Palantir has made him forget how to send a simple E-mail. ;-) Anyway, please do contact me at your earliest convenience with the Western Union information that you have and I'll do my best to get this whole mess cleared up for you.
Radagast