Mrs. Norman proves she's not too bright.
Dear Ms. Norman:
Just got back from court today, and saw your message. Unfortunately, the contact email address you gave me ([email protected]) bounced back when I tried it.
It seems Mr. Isidor is not as committed to this as you and I. (My first attempt to drive a wedge between them)
Please check into this for me promptly, if you could.
Between my current legal woes, and an ongoing contract with the Big Eye, I don't have a lot of time to spare.
Rgds,
S. White
And she responds (with a few added carriage returns from me for legibility)
Dear Sureman White,
Thank you for the mail and information, i was the one that made mistake with address. Pls this is the right one address: [email protected].
I will like you to kindly do send me your phone number and fax so that i can reach you with that too, as i am in a remote rich natural resort here in Kenya with my two children Tabel And Sarah. I hope you contact the Company as soon as possible to make the cliam and release this box of money in their costudy, as with out the assitance of a foreign partner this box can never be released. I want to call you soon so that we can chat the percentage you would like.
I shall send you my photo for identification at the airport when this box is savelly shiped to your secured choiced location and you need to send me yours too.
Thanks and pls get back to me soon.pls all the steps the company want you to follow like me know for all the informations you would need, like the Document and evidence, if i can i will scan the Deposite Reciept and send to you today or tomorrow.
Best regards,
Madam Maria Norman.
And armed with the correct email address, I send my message again.
Dear Mr. Isibor:
In regards to a box you are holding for Ms. Maria Norman, I am requesting that you ship it to me immediately, as we are business partners in a recent joint venture.
My address is as follows:
Mr Saruman White,
CEO
Administrative Office, Tower 1
Orthanc Towers Condominium Complex
Isengard, Middle Earth
UK
(why the UK? No real reason, except that
an address like "Isengard, Middle Earth" wouldn't be that out
of place)
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Rgds.
S. White