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Articles From time/space and material relativity, to banana peels, anything can be profound, because the profundity is not so much in how what is read is written, as in how what is written is read.
Last Update: 12/10/08
Conspiracies. Are they really what they seem? Click to find out...
Last Update: 04/19/04
My Ambigrams 
Last Update: 04/21/04
My Movie Reviews It's about time.
Last Update: 09/06/04
Robert Smith Read about the life and influence of a man named Robert Smith. I wrote this late September 2004 at about 1:00 AM. It's bound to be weird because of that, and may seem to jump spontaneously around. I tried to have it make as much sense as possible, though.
Last Update: 10/04/04
RvB Story A work of Red vs. Blue fiction by Leus.
Last Update: 11/08/04
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Update: 1:39 AM 12/10/08
Wut?
I've had way too many birthdays.
-Leus
Update: 2:32 AM 12/10/07
Fuck, all I do is age.
-Leus
Update: 4:08 AM 12/10/06
New article.
Yep. You guessed it. It's my birthday again.
-Leus
Update: 12:55 AM 12/13/05
Oh, fuck. The rapture is coming.
It's already past my birthday again so I wrote another damn article. There it is. I suck.
-Leus
Update: 4:08 AM 6/29/05
Holy shit, I wrote something that didn't suck. Here it is. Shit.
-Leus
Update: 4:55 AM 6/14/05
What? Apparently I wrote some more shit. Go look.
Also I changed the year on the last news entry and removed the videos section. Actually, I just replaced the videos section to a link to a new site for the film "company" I'm working with, but we're so lazy that we don't have anything uploaded yet. Exciting, eh?
Oh, and I fucking FORGOT MY SITE'S BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR!?! Jesus Christ, I was just trying to correct the dates on my "Last Update" shit above, and I realized that they were correct! I suck. Yet I rule. Love me.
-Leus
Update: 3:01 PM 2/10/05
I've uploaded a few articles that I haven't bothered to tell you about. Go look.
-Leus
Update: 3:12 PM 12/20/04
I wrote a new article before I even released the last one, and I was too lazy to release this one until now.
Have fun.
-Leus
Update: ?:?? AM 12/10/04
What the fuck? My news updates are seriously fucked up. Look down at the last few. Everything is inconsistant and repetitive. I have no fucking clue what's going on, and I don't really care.
Anyway, I uploaded this new article to my site for my 16th birthday. Here you go. I hope you like reading boring shit about me.
Dawg.
-Leus
Update: 3:04 AM 11/23/04
I wrote a new article entitled I guess I hate everyone. I have not met a single person who feels the same as I do on this topic so far in life, but I am posting it anyway because that's the kind of guy I am.
Maybe there will be someone who agrees with me.
-Leus
Update: 3:25 PM 10/08/04
I uploaded a completed version of my Red vs. Blue story to the site, as well as a word document and a text file of it.
Enjoy.
-Leus
Update: 3:54 AM 10/05/04
I wrote a new article entitled I guess I hate everyone. I have not met a single person who feels the same as I do on this topic so far in life, but I am posting it anyway because that's the kind of guy I am.
Enjoy.
-Leus
Update: 2:42 AM 11/05/04
Two new articles. One about movie ratings, one about Bush's victory. Have fun with them.
Here is one, here is the other.
Also, I've given up on my LiveJournal and Xanga because I'm a dumbass... I didn't know what I was going to do with them, and oh well. We saw what happened.
Well, it's our goal here at Ass Kicking Inc. to provide excellent customer service and I hope that I've done that for you today. Watch Red vs. Blue and enjoy life. See you soon.
-Leus
Update: 3:54 AM 10/05/04
TRIPLE UPDATE!!!
First of all, I made two articles. I actually wrote them in September, but was too lazy to release them until now.
The first one is mostly some dumb thing pointing out another dumb thing. Here it is.
The second one, though, is... Well... I don't really know how to describe it. It's definately big, though, so go read it here.
Last but not least is a very strange short-story type thing I came up with in the shower and wrote in the middle of the night a few days ago. It doesn't really have a category, so I'll give it its own link on the main page. You can also find it here.
Wow. That was a lot. Not that there won't be a lot more, though.
I'm cold. Goodnight.
-Leus
Update: 11:26 PM 09/13/04
What's that? At least THREE articles in one month? And the month isn't even half over yet? Wow.
Here is where you can read the third article of the month. There hasn't been a third article of the month in a while, now, has there?
Also, I started a new LiveJournal and Xanga because I'm a dumbass... I don't know what I'm going to do with them, but oh well. We'll see what happens.
Once again, I request that you keep checking back. I hope I won't disappoint you.
-Leus
Update: 12:35 AM 09/08/04
Oh fuck. Not even 12 hours later is it that I have another new article. This one isn't as good as the one before it, but oh well. This is by far the closest proximity of times in which I've released two consecutive articles in a long time.
Goodnight, everyone.
-Leus
Update: 12:52 PM 09/07/04
Holy shit! It's just over twelve hours later and I have a brand new article. Here it is, and it kicks peoples' asses.
Also, my friend and I are (and have been) working on a flash cartoon. I don't have a working microphone right now because my computer sucks, but eventually we'll be putting the cartoon online. Look forward to it. =D
For now, I hope you enjoy the article. Have fun.
-Leus
Update: 12:11 AM 09/07/04
A new page on the calendar and a new section in the news archive.
A link to this site is featured on an uber-christian website found here. Odd. I don't really know what to make of it.
I did a few more movie reviews. I'm trying real hard to think of a good idea for an article or two. I recently got my computer rebuilt and lost all my documents and modifications made after 08/14/04. I got lucky that I have everything from before that from a backup I made due to an unrelated event.
Anyway, this isn't my journal, so I'll shut up. Five Movie reviews.
Keep checking back. See you all.
-Leus
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