I hope people will agree with me when I say this is fucking stupid. Let me give you a scenario to demonstrate my point before I elaborate.
Person: OMG! PERSON 2 IS LOST! I CAN'T FIND THEM ANYWHERE!
Me: Really? Alright, I'll come help you find them.
Person: HAHAHA OMG J/K HAHALOLLZ!
Me: ...
What is funny about that? I know it's supposed to be a joke, but I don't get the humour. It's as if you're trying to say that you find the fact that someone would trust you to be hilarious and absurd.
Person: OMG! I JUST CAUGHT THE STOVE ON FIRE! HELP!
Me: ...
Person: HELP!!!11
Me: Are you serious? Seriously, 'cause if this is one of those stupid fucking jokes I am going to fucking kill you.
Person: YES! SERIOUSLY OMGHELPZ0RZLOL!
Me: Ok, I'm coming.
Person: HAHAHAA LMAOZLOL! I CNT BELIEVE U FELL 4 IT!!1 AAAHHAAH
Wow. Hilarious. Congratulatious on making the world a more hostile and confusing place to live by contributing to the regularity of people thinking it's funny when other people trust them.
Me: Wow. Thanks for letting me know that I shouldn't trust you. I'll keep that in mind from now on.
Person: ...OH COME ON LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE U GULLIBLE DUMASS HAHAHA!
Me: ...
I guess if you want people to think that trusting you is a completely ludicrous concept, then keep up these retarded "jokes." However, this could cause a few problems for you in the future. Such problems may include but are not limited to:
1) If you ever actually have a problem and you need help, no one will pay attention to you because they think you're a fucking dumbass.
2) You won't be able to play your HILARIOUS jokes on people anymore because they'll stop trusting you.
If you're ok with that, fine. I fucking hate you.
Person: OMG! MY CAT IS CHOKING!
Me: What do you want me to do?
Person: HELP! OR COME SEE! HAHA! I MEAN HELP!
Me: ...You do realize that I don't believe you?
Person: OMG YOU SICK BASTARD; MY POOR KITTY!
Me: So call a fucking vet or something, dumbass.
Person: HAHA U FELL 4 IT AGAIN HAHAOMGLOLZ!!
At this point, I would pull out a desert eagle and blow their brains out.
~Damn, I haven't done that in a while.~
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