Sex is stupid.
Why does everyone in the world think that it's some big, hilarious thing to be horny all the time? That's it, right? You people aren't seriously out of control of your hormones are you? What a bunch of fucking sad cases you all are.
Yes, I realize that I am apparently putting down pretty much everyone in the world, but I don't care. You horny bastards and your horny ways are beginning to annoy me to no end. It is beginning to get in my way. People assume that every thought I have and every move I make is somehow related to fucking anything walking around with boobs.
Before continuing, I would like to make it clear that I have NO sexual desires whatsoever. That's right. None. I don't look at porn. I don't jack off to naked girls. I don't fantacize about fucking. I do NOTHING that all of you pathetic people seem to feel is necessary. Maybe now that I put it into such clear terms you can believe me.
Now, apparently it's widely accepted that wanting to fuck everything on two legs is not only okay, but good. When people aren't hitting on someone, they're off masturbating or bragging about how horny they are. Guess what: No one gives a fuck. Seriously. Think about the last time you actually thought it was interesting that someone was horny and they needed sex. Never? I hope.
I'm not just talking about guys, either. Lots of the girls I know are just as horny and sex-crazed as the males. They're always talking about porn, hot guys, sex, and their breasts. What the FUCK!? Seriously, people.
Am I honestly the only person on the fucking planet who feels this way? Before you respond and say "Ooh, yeah, all those horny guys annoy me; they're so rude. I am nice and polite to women--" SHUT UP! I don't give a fuck how polite you are, because where do you expect that attitude to lead you? Maybe to eventually getting one into bed because they think you're so sweet?
Why else would you respect women more than men? Many of the women I've met haven't deserved any more respect than many of the men I've met. Lots of them are just driven by their emotions and think they're cool because they're sad, in love, or horny all the time. Men have started to follow that trend more and more lately, as well. I managed to find a girl who doesn't fit this trend, and I consider myself extremely lucky.
Anyway...
To this day, I have met many people who have claimed to be on my side, but none who actually are. Maybe they didn't know what I was talking about before, so I am making it very clear here. I find it extremely hard to believe that I am the only one with a complete lack of sexual desire, but it is becoming more and more apparent each day.
Another thing that sucks about being the only person on the planet who doesn't want to fuck things is that I'm sort of crazy about people believing me. I am extremely honest and I hate for people to believe anything about me that is wrong. Even if I have nothing to do with their believing a fallacy, I feel like I've misleaded them.
So far, I've been good about building up a reputation for being honest. However, this subject is an exception. My own mother won't even believe that I don't want to fuck. Apparently it is so common for teenage males to be horny that it seems impossible that I am not. Not only is that fucked up, but it's disappointing. As I previously stated, I hate when people don't believe me. So far, no one I've told has both fully understood and believed me on this topic.
I would also like to bring up another commonly suggested point at this time. You might be saying to yourself, "Oh, Leus, you fucking idiot. You're just saying all this stuff so you can look weird." I've got this plenty of times before, and you know what? Fuck you. I already said that I HATE when people don't believe me, and then you go and suggest that I'm a liar. If you said it to my face, I'd have the urge to punch you. I make a huge fucking effort to give myself an honest reputation.
Let's recap all the reasons that I hate that everyone is horny:
1) It gets in my way.
2) It makes people think I'm a liar.
3) People assume things about me.
4) I feel hopeless to be able to convey myself to anyone.
Those are all pretty much the same idea. I just reworded it as many times as necessary so you could understand the spectrum of my dismay.
In conclusion: You suck.
~I can't be the only one on Earth.~
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