The Jokes Archive. Click on any of the links below to take you to that joke.
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Voodoo Penis

Urinalysis

Welsh Friction

Vaseline-powered car

Taxi Driver

52 reasons why a beer is better than a woman

Shipwrecked

Rent for apartment

Halloween Party

Some real embarrasing radio

Special high intensity teaching

Moss side secondary school maths test

Updated Inspirational Motivational Office Posters

The wasp

If men ruled the world


The horse and the chicken

Roll away truck

The lucky frog

Randy the rooster

That sums it up

Medieval chasity belt

The Rabbit, the bear and the magic frog

A New Priest

Beer vs Pussy

Men are like...

A kind mother

Does a double positive equal a negative ?


Penis tattoos

Cruisin' at 40,000 feet

15 laws for women to live by

A pig story

Buying a bull

A nasty divorce

The Manchester Olympic Bid

Country music singer

Who is better on the computer ?

Women's training courses

Secretary & the King


Bra Shopping

Fred Dingaling


Elementary, My dear Watson

Bottomless gambling

One hundred dollars from God

Warning: Beer contains female hormones

Mr Schwartz's Not-so-secret

Got any Gwapes ?

Last request

Black sheep

Top 10 signs your Grandparents are still doing it

Golfing with cows

The darts team

Pay Day

Men get even

Drink, Drank, Drunk

Divert your course

Beware - Deadly Viruses

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Comebacks to
"Why aren't you married yet?"

Three Nuns

Sports families

Exercise helps pregnancy

The Money pit

25 ways to to torture your roommate
at Christmas

The blind man's greasy spoon

An Interesting golf game

Three bad deaths

How long until I can get a haircut ?

Bill Gates' eternity

The FBI Interviews

Heart attack

Symptom, fault, action

Actual court statements

Chinese torture test

Sexist Jokes

Nuts and balls

Artifical Intelligence

Rejected Hallmark Cards

The Gift

Blowjob Etiquette

Showering habits

Bumper stickers

Confession

The miracle spray

Laws of work

Corporate Sports

The lucky government employee

Jesus and Drugs

Funeral Wardrobe

Two statues

Male and female political correctness

18 signs you hired the wrong clown

Gift for the Teacher

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

The good, the bad and the ugly

Going to a hockey game

Occupational performance

Little Johnny's dead frog

Little Johnny's christmas letter

Who said men aren't sensitive ?

The 5 questions most feared by men

The spurs fan teacher

A keen texas salesman

If operating systems ran the airlines

The killer question

Ed Zachary disease

Thanksgiving prep

Classic Sporting Commentaries

The last chicken

Adult Sex Quiz

The Old Dilapidated boat

Cold Chilli
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