Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on the
way back to Washington from Camp David, when all of a sudden a
pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset, tells the
chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so he can pay for
the damages and apologize.
They arrive at the farm house up the road, and Clinton tells the
driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his wife what
happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his clothes
in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile across his face.
Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him, "I went
inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents introduced me
to their 24 year old daughter who was a finalist in the Miss
America Pageant, they left us alone to have sex for an hour, and
when I was finished, I came downstairs and the mother had this
bag of cookies for me."
Bill says, "What did you tell them?"
The driver replies, "I told them I was Bill Clinton's driver, and
that I just killed the pig."