John Travolta and Samuel J. Jackson sitting in car talking.
(Pulp Fiction music fades off...)
S: Ok, so tell me again about the Welsh.
J: Whaddya wanna know?
S: Beastiality is legal there right?
J: Yeah, its legal but it ain't a 100% legal. I mean you can't just
walk into a field, pick up a sheep and start pumpin'away. They want
you to shag sheep in your home or certain designated places.
S: And those are valleys ?
J: Ok, it breaks down like this: it's legal to buy a sheep, it's legal
to own a sheep and if you're a farmer it's legal to sell or loan
sheep.
It's ILLEGAL to fuck sheep in public but...but...but that doesn't
matter 'cos - getta loada this - the police in Wales are too stupid to
notice you've got a sheep hanging off your dick. I mean that's the
intellect the police in Wales DON'T have.
S: Ahhh man. I'm not goin', that's all there is to it, I'm never
fuckin' goin'.
J: Nah man, you'd hate it the most. But do know what the funniest thing about Wales is?
S: What?
J: Its the little differences, I mean they got the same kinda people
over there as we got here, but there they're a little different.
S: Example.
J: Ok. You can walk into a Movie theatre in Cardiff and order a
measure of coke, and I'm not talkin' about no white nose dust,
I'm talkin' about a LUMP of coal. And in Swansea you can buy coal in MacDonalds. Do you know what they call a 1/4 pounder with cheese in
Wales?
S: They don't call it a 1/4 pounder with cheese?
J: Nah man, they don't have fractions, they wouldn't know what the
fuck
a 1/4 pounder is.
S: So whadda they call it?
J: A (assumes welsh accent) "Ham and Cheese Sandwhichchchch".
S: A Ham and Cheese Sandwichchchchch?
J: That's right.
S: And whadda they call a Big Mac?
J: A Big Macs a Big Mac but there they call it a Bich Machch (accent
again).
S: (immitating accent badly) A Bichch Machchchchchchch?
J: Ha ha ha
S: Whadda they call a Whopper?
J: I don't know, I didn't go outside. Do you know what they put
on French Fries in Swansea instead of ketch-up?
S: What?
J: Coal.
S: Ahhh man...
J: I've seen 'um do it man, they fuckin' drown 'um in that shit.
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