This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster and he wants
chicks. So, he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks
if he has a rooster. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've got this
great rooster, named Randy; he'll service every chicken you've
got. No problem."
Well, Randy the rooster is a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Randy. The farmer takes Randy
home and sets him down in the barnyard, giving the rooster a pep
talk, "Randy, I want you to pace yourself now. You've got a lot of
chickens to service here and you cost me a lot of money and I'll
need you to do a good job. So, take your time and have some fun,"
the farmer said with a chuckle.
Randy seemed to understand, so the farmer points towards the
hen house and Randy took off like a shot ~WHAM~ He nails every
hen on there THREE or FOUR times and the farmer is just shocked.
Randy runs out of the hen house and sees a flock of geese down
by the lake ~WHAM~ He gets all the geese. Randy's up in the pigpen.
He's in with the cows. Randy is jumping on every animal the farmer
owns.
The farmer is distraught, worried that his expensive rooster won't
even last the day. Sure enough, the farmer goes to bed and wakes
up the next day to find Randy dead as a doorknob in the middle of
the yard. Buzzards are circling overhead.
The farmer, saddened by the loss of such a colorful animal , shakes
his head and says, "Oh, Randy, I told you to pace yourself. I tried to
get you to slow down, now look what you've done to yourself." Randy
opens one eye, nods towards the sky and says , "Shhh. They're
getting closer...."