Once upon a time, this guy was out golfing. He was having
an ok day, and he's on about the 5th hole, trying to decide
what club to use. Suddenly, he hears something that sounds
like "9 iron". He looks around, then down, and near his bag
is a random frog. He stares at the frog for a second, then turns
back away, and hears "ribbit, 9 iron". So he looksback at the
frog, and picks it up, and it ribbits "9 iron" again. So, deciding
he'll just prove this weird frog wrong, he gets out the 9 iron
and hits the ball.
To his surprise, it lands about 2 feet from the hole. He takes
the frog with him to the next hole, and looks at the frog and
asks "Ok, what this time?" The frog goes "3 wood, 3 wood".
So he gets out a 3 wood, and hits the ball, and sure enough,
the frog is right. By the end of the course he's had the best
game of his life, so he says "You must be some kind of
lucky frog eh?" The frog says "lucky frog, ribbit". So he
asks the frog "what now?" and the frog says "Vegas, vegas"...
...So he drives down to vegas, and sneaks the frog into a
casino by hiding it in his pocket. The frog suggests roulette.
All night long the frog calls every single spin at the roulette
table. The guy makes about $20,000. Around 4am, he's too
tired to bet so he goes back to his room. He says to the frog
"Wow, you're such a great frog. You did all this for me. Can
I do anything in return?" The frog says "Ribbit, kiss me!".
The guy, who's had plenty to drink at the tables by now, figures
"what the hell" and kisses the frog. Immediately the frog
turns into a beautiful 15 year old girl. And that your honor,
is how she wound up in my room.