A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The
horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the
chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety.
The chicken runs to the farmer but the farmer can't
be found. So he drives the farmer's BMW 328i back to the mud
hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws
the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives
forward saving him from sinking.
A few days later, the chicken and the horse were playing in the
meadow again. This time the chicken fell in the mud hole. The
chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the
farmer.
The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole." So he
stretched over the width of the hole and said "grab my thingy
and pull yourself up."
And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety.
The moral of the story:
If you are hung like a horse, you don't need a BMW 328i
to pick up chicks.