A man was having trouble satisfying his wife during sex, simply
because he could not keep himself for climaxing for long enough.
He had tried everything he could think of, yet nothing seemed to
work. He decided to go and visit his doctor to see whether or not
he had any bright ideas.
The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men
last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try
it". He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it.
He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too
unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled
his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and began to masturbate.
He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and said "Yes?" He heard "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there, because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."