Inuyasha:
"Feh, I've heard similar threats from a number of poor fools whose memories I keep alive by dancing on their tombstones!"
"What does Kagome need to worry about if they only devour desirable women?!"
"I'd come up there and finish you off if you didn't look half dead already."
"Leave?! How can I leave you if we've never been together?!"
"Leave that jerk alone Kagome! He can't even die right!"
"You're not seriously suggesting that I work out?"
"Hey Shippo, your village called - they're looking for their idiot!"
"(to Kagome)Will you lend me your lap?"
Kagome:
"Shikon shards or my life, which is more important to you?! If you say the shards I'll twist your mouth off!"
"I'm sure he's a reasonable person (Miroku runs his hand over her butt) On second thought, KILL HIM!"
"Man...is everybody plotting against my education?!"
"(to Inuyasha) It's because you keep playing Mr. Macho that we always get screwed like this! You idiot! Idiot!"
Miroku:
"Villagers shouldn't resort to violence (rocks are thrown at him) surely if you voice your grievances (more rocks are thrown) damn you people!"
"Limited time offer for the ladies: buy one charm at my special price, and your next purchase will be at the same price."
"Does a woman lose trust in someone just because their butt is groped?"
"At times like these, before anyone gets hurt...we run away!"
"Rule one: let the woman calm down first. Rule two: Just because it's true doesn't mean you should say it."
"Please. I am a monk."
"Do not worry, Sango. That lady is certainly beautiful, but my heart belongs to you."
Sango:
"He (Miroku) is such a playboy."
"(to Miroku)That hand of yours...can't you do anything else with it?!"
Shippo:
"Wait! If Inuyasha is suddenly a useless mortal...then I, as the sole demon must defend us all!"
"Naraku is a guy. How can he give birth to a woman?"
"How come you (Inuyasha) and Kagome spend so much time together and yet you never seem to bathe at the same time? Think of all the fun you can have when there's two of you!"
"(in Kagome's form to Inuyasha)Would you like me to lie with you?"
"Inuyasha and the rest of them are my servants."
Group Quotes:
Inuyasha: What makes you think I'll avenge you?
Kagome: You'd better avenge me!
Inuyasha: All right, I'll avenge you.
Miroku: Oh! How beautiful! (River Goddess) And how tiny! It might be difficult, but it's worth a try.
Sango: What's worth a try?
Miroku: Nothing! Resist...all...temptation...
Girl 1: Hey, where did you run off to? I even promised to bear your child!
Girl 2: What are you talking about! I'm gonna have his child. Me!
Miroku: Oh, is that so? Well then, if you would form a line over here...
Miroku: The demons will surely attack again. The princess would undoubtedly be safer if she were to stay here with me...here in the same room sharing the same bedding.
Inuyasha: He's at it again! And I suppose you need to search her robes while you're at it ya pervert!
Inuyasha: Miroku, are you playing with my face?
Miroku: You noticed?
Inuyasha: Hey!
Kagome: What?
Inuyasha: (referring to Kagome's clothes) Take it off!
Shippo: Kagome is beautiful, so she must be already eaten by now.
Inuyasha: Like I said, just what makes you think that Kagome is beautiful?
Myoga: I've been pondering this for a while, but Lord Inuyasha's sense of beauty seems a little off.
Shippo: Aargh! That would explain his weird hairdo, and ugly fashion sense!
Myoga: Truly, his totally red outfit does have a problem. I'm sure there are better-looking clothes.
Inuyasha: Aaaargh!! You guys shut up!
Kagome: Um, do you think we can come back before Saturday?
Inuyasha: Sure, why not?
Kagome: Really?
Inuyasha: Not that I know when this "saturday" is...
Miroku: However, foul language will not cause me to hand over these Shikon Shards, Inuyasha.
Inuyasha: You know who I am?
Miroku: Not really...but that is what your beautiful female companion called you...
Kagome: Hey, he's not such a bad person after all!
Miroku: My apologies...I thought you two were merely companions but Inuyasha is in love with Kagome.
Inuyasha: What?? You idiot! This girl is just my jewel detector!
Kagome: Jewel detector?!? That's right, Inuyasha is already interested in someone...and Miroku's much nicer!
Inuyasha: You brat, are you betraying me?!
Miroku: You should be more polite towards a lady.
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kagome: So to you I'm just a jewel detector? Why can't you be more like Miroku?
Miroku: Be more polite.
Kagome: Yeah you should be more affectionate!
Miroku: Yes, yes...affectionate. (gropes Kagome)
Kagome: Kyaa! Where do you think you're touching me?!!
Inuyasha: You bastard! You're doing it again?!?!?!?!?!
Miroku: Just what happened with Kikyo?
Inuyasha: Just what you usually do with women everyday...
Miroku: Ahhh!! You...did such an improper thing in front of Kagome?
Inuyasha: Just what is it that you really do all the time?!
Miroku: Which one are you gonna choose?!
Inuyasha: Can't I choose both?
Shippo: Eck?! You two-timing!!!!
Miroku: Well, that's normal for a man, but whatever happens, you can never let them find out, if you ever get caught...
Kagome: SIT!
Miroku: That's right, big sit...eh?
Inuyasha: Someone out there's bad-mouthing me!
Kaede: Inuyasha, of course people will critize you since you've done something really stupid.
Inuyasha: What? Hey old hag, what's stupid about me!?
Kaede: Stupid is as stupid does. To find the Sacred Jewel fragments, Kagome's spiritual power is essential. Yet you got her upset and sent her running home.
Inuyasha: Shut up! She chose to go home herself! She said, (imitates Kagome) I'm going back home, stupid!
Kaede: Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: What?
Kaede: Even your imitation of her is stupid.
Miroku: At any rate, you can use the Tetsusaiga now.
Inuyasha: Hehehehe that's not all! Watch this! One, two...!! (destroys a mountain)
Miroku: The Wind Scar!
Inuyasha: What do you think? I can use the Wind Scar whenever I want!(destroys 3 more mountains)
Sango: Hey, stop it Inuyasha!
Miroku: You shouldn't be playing with a dangerous sword like that!
Inuyasha: There's no one who can defeat me! Make me stop if you can!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Sit!
Miroku: You get so cocky when you get a few compliments.
Kagome: Really, he's so simple minded.
Inuyasha: Damn it...Kagome was here.
Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying!
Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying!
Kagome: I'm not crying!
Inuyasha: You're crying!
Kagome: Shut up! Sit!
Shippo: Okay, now he's dead.
Inuyasha: And you like drooling lechers like him? (Miroku)
Kagome: I love them!
Inuyasha: What...?!
Kagome: I'm kidding. I'm kidding...okay?!
Inuyasha: (thinking) Is that...is that what she really wants!?
Kagome: Hello! Will you listen to me please?!
Inuyasha: Sango, am I just imagining it, or are you a bit tense?
Sango: (flames around her) It's your imagination.
Shippo: I am a new fighting man!
Inuyasha: Stop trying to show off! (hits him)
Shippo: Kagome! Inuyasha is being mean!
Kagome: (sweetly) Inuyasha...
Inuyasha: No! Kagome wait!
Kagome: SIT!
Sango: Miroku! What are you two plotting now?
Miroku: Huh? Er, nothing much.
Sango: You're probably thinking up something perverted, I bet.
Miroku: Oh, surely you jest. (looking completely innocent) Does it look like I'm thinking anything naughty?
Sango: Yes.
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