Stupid crap I wrote for sake-sake.com
This is where all the stupid crap I wrote for sake-sake is located at this wonderful geocities site of stupidity. (Now highly concentrated with 56% real retardation!) The page designs weren't done by me. Like I said before, I'm artistically retarded.
The College Film Zone - This was a column I used to do for sake-sake that pretty much consisted of me taking things from the Internet, and then examining them for symbolism. Symbolism that isn't even there at all. Just look at the first one and you'll see what I mean.
The following are pretty stupid parodies I coded up (by copying the source code of the page, dummy.) They took long. I didn't really have much of a life back then. I still don't, but that's not your concern.
CNN.com parody - This one is all about oil being found in Canada, and the American invasion of Canada soon after. Yes, I know Canada really does have oil. Don't patronize me.
A parody of the go-gaia.com forum - My stupidest parody. Ironically, this one took the longest too. Go figure. PS: Animu is stupid!
A parody of the punkvoter.com website - This is probably my favorite parody. I really don't like the whole concept behind the punkvoter site. Plus, after the election Fat Mike basically said that the Republicans were wrong and that everyone who voted for Kerry was right. It was just asking to be mocked. Sorry it looks so horrible though. I didn't really have the graphical skills to pull off this parody. I mean, writing it was fine. Making all the images....not so much.
This is a parody of Fred Durst's xanga - That's right, a parody of Fred Durst's xanga. Yes, he has one. (Or at least, he did at the time I did this.) Yes, it's as stupid as you would expect. Just remember, he did make it all for the nookie.
