- Kirstyn Wentzel
WHY? Kirstyn spent Winter Term workin at the office of a Missouri politician. While there, she was playing with a rubber band, and it snapped in her hands, which prompted her to yell "My rubber broke!" Of course, her co-workers couldn't help but crack up. And, if you know Kirstyn, you know that just about anything she does is funny.
- Adam Webb
WHY? One day, Kami Alexander was attempting to print a paper, when her printer sucked in several pieces of paper at once. Instead of just turning off the printer, Kami stood on a chair and began trying to pull the paper out, with the printer trying to pull the paper in. After a few minutes, she finally won the fight. While telling this story to a group of friends, Adam looked at her, shook his head, and siad "Kami! It's like fighting someone on life support. You just pull the plug."
- Joel Hruska
"Joel, that's not Hruska Luck, that's Hruska F*** Up and Recovery."
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
WHY? Joel has this thing he calls "Hruska Luck" that says that tickets to any event he wants to go to will be available, no matter what the circumstances. For instance, no one at Sigma Nu really believed that if Joel left for Crawfordsville at 4:30 PM, that he would be able to get 20 tickets to Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones for the first showing at midnight. However, he got the tickets, even one that he had to drive back and get because of a miscount. That extra ticket was placed in his pocket, and then left in Greencastle because he changed pants. So, it was discovered while everyone was in line, that Joel didn't have a ticket. He told his problem to the person at the ticket counter, they remembered him, and issued him a hand-written ticket. He cam back and smugly announced his success to the group, when Veto countered with that wonderful comeback.
- Ben Frederick
"42, yes, and get the hell out of my office."
- Professor Dennis Trinkle
WHY? Oh come on... it's just funny! So Ben must have known the ultimate question about life, the universe, and everything...
- Residence Life Handbook
WHY? This was considered funny and made the quote book long before the
April 7, 2002, fire in Rector Hall. Now, it's just priceless.
