- Tina Flispart
"Chris, rejoice! One day you will have jiggly boobs!"
- Tina Flispart
"It depends on what type of jiggly boobs I get."
- Chris Colvard
"Eating fruits and vegetables has made me more regular."
- Anonymous
"Shit!"
- Tina Flispart, off in a different world
"He's just a quote machine."
- Tina Flispart, in reference to Adam Webb
"I believe I'm in love with an elf. Ooh those pointy ears..."
- Tina Flispart
"I didn't get off on the third floor!"
- Tina Flispart
"I like to get dirty."
- Tina Flispart
"I think he just called me a raisin!"
- Tina Flispart
"I think I know why I always end up dating gay men. Gay men look at my mind, straight men look at my boobs. Well, they both look at my boobs, but gay men just wish they had them."
- Tina Flispart
"I wanna be bitchy porno Spock! I wanna be bitchy porno Spock!"
- Tina Flispart
"I'm going to bed at 10. Wanna come?"
- Tina Flispart to Sara Baughman
"I'm like a rubber ball... No, I'm more like a Slinky... No I don't stretch... I'm like Silly Putty. I'm highly impressionable and if you throw me really hard I'll bounce."
- Tina Flispart, in one of her 2 A.M. rants
"It's like a sunset. It's so beautiful you can't stop looking at it."
- Tina Flispart
"Look! They scored a point!"
- Tina Flispart, during the Oglethorp men's basketball game
"My boobs are ringing!"
- Tina Flispart
"Oh look! The Slapper's got the ball!"
- Tina Flispart, about that balding Earlham basketball player
"So I walk down the street and see a car with the keys in it. No one's around. That means no one owns it. It's mine now! It's mine!"
- Tina Flispart, in the Brian Murphy style
"Spoons is not a full-contact sport? Yeah, right"
- Tina Flispart
"The brick wall, my friends, is blowing in the wind. The brick wall is blowing in the wind."
- Megan Smith and Tina Flispart
"Violate me."
- Tina Flispart
"Yeah, especially since Legolas is the hottest thing since sliced bread."
- Tina Flispart
- Ben Frederick
"42, yes, and get the hell out of my office."
- Professor Dennis Trinkle
- Jeff Fulcher
