Go Quote Yourself! - The Online Version
TOP 5 THINGS
OVERHEARD ON SAFERIDE
Top 5 Things Overheard on SafeRide
Ahlgren - Bernard
    Oh the joys of SafeRide!  Without the campus "drunk bus", what would all of those party animals do?  Walk?  Because of the nature of SafeRide, some of the most interesting quotes of this book originated there.  So, in honor of this wonderful operation, we present the "Top 5 Things Overheard on SafeRide."
Briney - Colvard
Day - Effinger
5.  "Get on  and get off, or just ride all night."
     - SafeRide slogan

4.  "I'm in a hot tub  in the middle of campus."
     - Caller

3.  "My boobs are ringing!"
     - Tina Flispart, ride-along

2.  "And she
DID get offended when I DIDN'T grope her breasts."
     - Rider

1.  "F***!  It looks like Santa puked on SAE!"
     - Drunken rider
Flispart - Fulcher
Gamble - Gray
Hatton - James
Jones - Rainer
Reck - Trinkle
Webb - Wentzel
OTHER
ADAM WEBB SCHOOL OF ANALOGIES
TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD ON MASON 4
TOP 5 THINGS OVERHEARD ON SAFERIDE
TOP 10 QUOTES OF THE YEAR
CONTRIBUTE TO THE 2002-2003 EDITION
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