- Dan Reck through the Tiger Pep Band web site
"Here, we'll just use the women's washroom."
- Dan Reck, at Rose-Hulman
"How was the sex?"
- Dan Reck
"I think all the tubing from our Discovery Zone went to government testing on mutant gerbils."
- Dan Reck
"Ours went to the Alaskan pipeline. Black, black, black, black, purple, red, green..."
- Jon Day
"It's nice to see I'm the only sane one at the table."
- Dan Reck
"Woah! How did our standards sink THAT low?"
- David James
"It's strange to realize you've been around 1/5 of a decade."
- Dan Reck
"It's worse than a kid on a Barney trip!"
- Dan Reck
"My replicator or yours?"
- Dan Reck
"Rape me, Dan!"
- Kelsie Gray
"Sorry, you're not my type."
- Dan Reck
"You know you're a DePauw student when you capitalize the P everytime you write De."
- Dan Reck
- Mark Rickard, after being kissed by a drunk girl on SafeRide
- Pravir Singh
- Megan Smith
"The brick wall, my friends, is blowing in the wind. The brick wall is blowing in the wind."
- Megan Smith and Tina Flispart
- Ben Steffen
"Ben, it's 'wrote'."
- Paul Bailey
- Beth Sugre, at Rose-Hulman
- Gerret Swearingen
- Ben Frederick
"42, yes, and get the hell out of my office."
- Professor Dennis Trinkle
