- Kristen Briney, chem major
"That they're sexy and suave and all the girls like them?"
- Jon Day, bio major
"Let me think... NO!"
- Olivia Hatton, chem major
"I think you're referring to those chem majors."
- Kristen Briney
"That all the girls like them?"
- Jon Day
"Matt's a fallout shelter."
- Kristen Briney
"Yes. So when the Russians start dropping bombs on us, everyone can just... come on in... crawl right in... there's still room for a small child in my spleen... Ok, I've run this too far."
- Matthew Marjan
"You ask me like I have no choice."
- Matthew Marjan
"You do. Friendship or no friendship."
- Kristen Briney
- Elizabeth Buescher to Jon Day
- Professor Roderick Clifford
- Tina Flispart
"It depends on what type of jiggly boobs I get."
- Chris Colvard
"I like virgin couches."
- Chris Colvard
"I wish I could do that."
- Chris Colvard
"What? Lick a lion's butt?"
- Sara Baughman
"No. Get my butt licked."
- Chris Colvard
"Oh Gandalf! He's HOT!"
- Chris Colvard
"Ok, go ahead. Shoot my balls."
- Chris Colvard
"Red foot blue."
- Chris Colvard
"So how's the sunset from my room?"
- Chris Colvard
"What kind of state is Georgia?"
- Chris Colvard
