- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Yeah they do!"
- Aaron Gamble
"So in this case you're saying that Joel is a woman?"
- Aaron Gamble
"Yes I am."
- Joel Hruska
- Christie Garrabrant
"I know you like a well-worn shirt."
- Christie Garrabrant
"It's a pleasure sandwich."
- Christie Garrabrant
"Slap on. Slap off. Slap on, slap off. The Slapper!"
- Elise DeCamp and Christie Garrabrant
- Professor Peter Graham, on the movie Sunset Boulevard
"I like the word f***ing. It's a strong Anglo-Saxon word."
- Professor Peter Graham
"I think Orson Wells had a lot of time on his hands. What???"
- Professor Peter Graham
"It's all Greek to me."
- Professor Peter Graham, asking a student what her sorority letters meant
"They'll betray their mother for a sack of flour. He he he, yeah!"
- Professor Peter Graham, once again confusing everyone
"What's that say? Just out of curiousity... is it cowkey maybe?"
- One of Peter Graham's film students attempting to read his handwriting
"COWKEY??? Are you punch-drunk after that test?"
- Professor Peter Graham
- Kelsie Gray
"Drew's gay??? I have no gaydar!"
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"For some reason looking at you right now is making me laugh."
- Kelsie Gray to Dan Reck
"Rape me, Dan!"
- Kelsie Gray
"Sorry, you're not my type."
- Dan Reck
"The least used sentence in the English language is 'Dan, I love you.'"
- Kelsie Gray to Dan Reck
