- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Birds just don't explode for no reason!"
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Yeah they do!"
- Aaron Gamble
"Drew's one of those people that everyone just knows is gay."
- Kelsie Gray
"Drew's gay??? I have no gaydar!"
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Hruska Luck succeeds again!"
- Joel Hruska
"Joel, that's not Hruska Luck, it's Hruska F*** Up and Recovery."
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Now if I go bald before I grow a beard.."
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
"Whereas Jon has a problem saying 'no', Reck has a problem hearing 'no'."
- Dan "Veto" Ahlgren
- Kami Alexander
"It's like a bunch of canary turds."
- Kami Alexander
"So you mean I've been pushing on a boulder so that I could move a pebble?"
- Kami Alexander
- Mike Arledge describing a dog, Chance, and Joel running across Bloomington Street
- Ben Steffen
"Ben, it's 'wrote'."
- Paul Bailey
- Sara Baughman to Tina Flispart
"I wish I could do that."
- Chris Colvard
"What? Lick a lion's butt?"
- Sara Baughman
"No. Get my butt licked."
- Chris Colvard
"Why am I so easy?"
- Sara Baughman
"Woah! I forgot I had a bow on my butt!"
- Sara Baughman
- Matt Behrensmeyer
- Andrea Bernard
"If poop smelled like that, my problems would be over."
- Andrea Bernard
"Sex is for babies."
- Andrea Bernard
