- Tina Flispart's shirt
"And she DID get offended when I DIDN'T grope her breasts."
- Random SafeRider rider
"Cress discombobulate shoulder."
- Tina Flispart's computer
"F***! It looks like Santa puked on SAE!"
- Random drunk girl on SafeRide
"Get on and get off, or just ride all night."
- SafeRide slogan
"I'm in a hot tub in the middle of campus."
- SafeRide caller
"Remember: Fire is HOT!"
- Residence Life Handbook
"We can start now that Vanna's dressed."
- Pat Sajak
"Will you marry me?"
- SafeRide caller
"Yes, but when?"
- Tina Flispart
"Tomorrow."
- SafeRide caller
"But I don't have anything to wear."
- Tina Flispart
"Go naked."
- SafeRide caller
