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Who could I have slept with that would have the info I need?

THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM

THE QUOTES:

10/18/04

On Monica's normal methods of gaining info:
Amy: Who could I have slept with that would have the info I need?

On non-skeeze envy:
Jim: I want you to meet my friend Lei Feng.
Sarah: No! He's not skeezy.

On Natasha and romance:
Sarah: Hey, if he's cute, I'll be a lame ass excuse.

On imitations:
Andrew F: See, all three of you distract him with, [high, girly voice, mimics lifting shirt and flashing someone] "Hi, answer my questions!"
Morgan: Never do that again.

On grudges:
Jim: And we load a truck with ether and run it into Flounder's apartment.

Monica's new apartment has a hot tub, which she sometimes uses while naked. On pervs:
Andrew F: I make certain all my hidden cameras are up and working.
Morgan: Okay, your penis is not a camera.

On pronouns:
Sara: I don't do the bonking. It's those two that do that.
Sarah: (to Amy) See, I knew you were my girlfriend.

On bringing OOC into IC:
Jim: You can yadda yadda yadda Bob Sagget all you want. I'm not going to stop you.

On who wouldn't?:
Morgan: You - really like to lick me.

On whatever makes sense to him:
Jim: [Boris] doesn't fear Hadad as much as respect him, but he fears Ken Sun, apparently.

Monica and the girls are talking to a hairstylist. On clarifying gestures:
Sara: She's eating [Monica's] hair?

On she's so scared:
Sara: Maybe he wants to do bad bad things to you.
Natasha: Somehow I don't think me and my shotgun will have a problem with that.

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