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Somehow I don't think skeezing is the way to get into Mike Leone's entourage.
THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM
THE QUOTES:
9/27/04
On I'm just drawn that way:
Sara: I'm not naughty… in public.
On I have no idea what:
Morgan: Flying pyramid of doom!
On what to call two men bandaged up like mummies:
Andrew C: Caution and Flammable.
On "I'm not touching you":
Andrew C: I'm not Dr. Viridianing you.
Sara: I'm not stabbing you mercilessly with a pencil.
On creature powers:
Sara: I send out my chi feelers.
On having your soul placed elsewhere:
Morgan: How many people can say they have their souls in their hands?
Andrews: [holding crotch] I can.
On sending your soul out to sea:
Andrew C: You have a hermit crab in your soul now.
On Morgan and Madonna:
Morgan: I am a material girl… buy me things.
On the gay handkerchief code:
A.C: We could get [Boris] a rainbow one.
Morgan: There's a code for that too.
Jim: It means you're a wide receiver.
On double standards:
Amy: I do as a woman what the rest of them do as men.
Jim: You're the biggest deviant of the lot.
On new skills:
A.C.: I'm going to roll my gay land politics.
On friends like these:
Jim: I'm all over Monica… I'm going to disguise myself as Boris.
On I'm not sure I read this quote correctly - email me with corrections if you can:
Jim to A.F: No, you had body snatching statues.
On way too much to drink:
GM: You [Zack] get kinda drunk on cheap alchohol and you start to think that skeezy thing over there looks good.
On flirting of all kinds:
Andrew C: Plus oh shit! That blue handkerchief in my pocket!
On wishful thinking:
Sara: I might flirt back.
Andrew C: With the lesbians?
Sara: No, the boys.
On semantics:
Sarah: Somehow I don't think skeezing is the way to get into [Mike Leone's] entourage.
On equal-opportunity flirting part two:
A.C: The effeminate Latino is grabbing my ass.
On specifics:
Sara: I'm going to look for what's his doodle.
On is that what they call it these days:
Jim: Your [Lei Feng's] inner child wants to go play with Wind. He probably knows some good patty-cake moves.
On things Monica can do without difficulty:
Morgan: You found a skeezy VIP.
On pop culture references:
Jim to Sara: Last time he was wearing a bear suit and you were on a bicycle.
On sex solves all problems:
Jim: Sounds like lap dance time.
On I'm not sure what:
A.C.: Your genital piercings rust.
On she said it, not us:
Sara: I'm disguised so I don't look like street trash.
On rules of the game:
Morgan: Floor dice don't count.
On lovely metaphors:
Morgan: You pop out like a bar of soap in a prison.
On driving:
GM: Were you the only person in your vehicle?
Jim: I am.
GM: Not anymore. You have a goat.
On Ken Sun:
GM/Morgan: He's nice but he's a goon.
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