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It's a rabid bear. With a flamethrower. Let's poke it with a stick.
THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM
THE QUOTES:
11/22/04
On funnier out of context:
Amy: Yeah, the head doesn't do as much for me as the tentacles.
On priorities:
Hadad: (to Monica) And your friend César is wanted for smuggling as well as numerous traffic violations.
On are you kidding?
GM: (to Zack) You didn't actually kill anyone, did you?
On interrogations:
Zack: I'll tell them where Ryu lives - tell them they're all hanging out there…
On sick and twisted:
Amy: Oh, that's a great idea! I'll get bombs made up to look like babies and carry them around like, "Oh, it's my sweet little girl."
On friends:
Hadad: Why did your friend kick them through the wall in the first place?
Zack: I think she's insane.
On continuing with the love:
Hadad: What's her name?
Zack: I write down Lei Feng (in Chinese) but like the "beat with a crazy stick" version.
GM: Ken Sun looks at it and nods like, "Yeah, that's [how you translate that]…"
On can I cook or can't I?
Monica: And I can cook.
Andrew C: And not just in bed.
On not getting rid of rats in Lei Feng's apartment:
Morgan: (to Lei Feng) You've only begun breeding super-rats.
On timing:
Lei Feng: I could escape to Ryu's house.
GM: Yeah, you could break and enter just as the police are raiding it.
On politesse:
Amy: (on Lei Feng) She really needs a filter [between her brain and her mouth].
On whether or not Dr. Viridian can read minds:
Amy: (as Viridian) Why are you thinking about eyeballs?
Sara: (with popping gesture) Spork, spork.
Amy: (as Viridian) And… sporks?
On who would win in a fight between Lei Feng and Zack, without guns:
AC/Zack: 'Cause I can still dodge like a weaselly motherfucker.
On learning respect:
Andrew C: (As Viridian, to Lei Feng) We must put you in the jar with the other fetuses until you are ready.
On Lei Feng's attitude to danger:
Andrew C: Look, there's some sharks - let's rub some chum all over me and go for a swim.
On same, or aggravating Dr. Viridian:
Andrew C: It's a rabid bear. With a flamethrower. Let's poke it with a stick.
On better places to live than Viridian's house:
Lei Feng: I'd like to live in Monica's house, only she spends all her time doing stuff… I don't want to know about.
On the downside of apartments:
Boris: I'm going to take my guns and go out the back.
GM: What back?
On cops, Tigger-like:
GM: (to Lei Feng) Ken Sun leaps after you.
Andrew C: Boingy, boingy, boingy like a kangaroo.
On nice try:
Lei Feng: (to Ken Sun) I challenge you to single combat!
On embracing the nicknames:
Boris: (to Hadad) Who's this Boris of which you speak? My name is Maurice.
On releasing Lei Feng from INS prison and no one wanting to make eye contact:
Amy: It's that Viridian name again.
Andrew C: I'm Lei Feng Viridian, motherfuckers!
On role models:
Andrew C: Boris is no role model.
Morgan: Him and Charles Barkley.
On tracking devices in Lei Feng:
Zack: Here, I've got a pocket knife. I'll start rooting around looking for it.
On Lei Feng staying at Monica's new place:
Amy: That's true, it won't have rats.
Andrew F (to Lei Feng): That is, until you show up.
On relationships:
Natasha: We don't talk about work… He doesn't want to know how many people I killed today or how many water mains I blew up.
On aspirations:
Sarah: Just let me for once construct the Great Wall of Sarah and then you can knock it down.
On poking the bear:
Morgan: (to Lei Feng) You want [Dr. Viridian] to grow his abyssal fangs and tentacles and just eat you up.
On dirty fighting:
GM: (to Monica) You rip the tampon dispenser off the wall and "clang!" (hit Gino's wife in the head with it)
On help from the peanut gallery:
Andrews and Sara: Block with the baby!
On being pissy:
Monica: (to Zack) Just drive the fucking car and I'll kill the baby in a second!
On repeating trends:
Amy: We should run like freaky little hamsters.
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