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I think the general plan is "Shh! We're finding Mr. Foozle!"

THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM

THE QUOTES:

8/26/04

On recruiting for the good guys:
Jim: He's a cold, analytical psychopath? Why isn't he working with us?

On not sure this is P.C.:
Andrew F: Try to take over a brother's basketball court? Oh, no you did-n't!

On Ryuu's interest in Lei Feng (at least according to Sarah):
Sarah: I'm gonna strap you down and at 10:00 pm, you're mine, woman!

On the game plan, most every night:
Jim: I think the general plan is "Shh! We're finding Mr. Foozle!"

On picking on the girls for a change:
Andrew C: Yay! Equal opportunity violence!

On nice use of alliteration:
GM: You separate your violated vehicle and you take another few potshots from other vehicles.

On this just cracked me up:
GM: Over the loudspeaker you hear, "You can never run from Little Pepe!"

On horror movies and yuck:
GM: Amy, there's something groping you. You look down and there's a dead body down there. Jim, there's a head in your crotch... El Seed picks up the head and throws it out the window.
Jim: Actually, I was going to save it for the basketball court.

More horror movie yuck:
GM: You hear a tire go "ssssss" as outside you see someone's teeth attached to it.

On how to get mooks to stop guarding places:
Sara: We're only trying to open the Gates of Hell! Leave us alone!

On not talking about the same thing:
GM: Bodies go flying!
Amy: Oh, those are so cute!

On recognizing the signs that "C.D." is around:
Jim: I think Natasha must be shooting at someone. How can you tell? The sprinkler system is on.

On I can't really add to this:
Jim: You were butt-surfing Boris... down the hallway.

On what happens when you critical succeed with a shotgun:
GM: All right, you have mook all over you.

On what happened to make the basketball stadium shut down, and where the scariest man in Haven came from:
Andrew F: Gate from Hell probably opened.
Jim: And Syrus came through.

On being helpful:
GM: as Little Pepe: Where is he [meaning Zack]?
Sara, Sarah and Andrew F. all point in different directions.

On the nature of the universe:
GM: Not all mooks are created equal.

On assassins, and this from the man who was doing the most damage from the sidelines:
Andrew C: Goddamn inky shadows!

On why Wind can kill the Oracle by shooting him in the head, but when Monica tried his brains just sucked back into his head:
Amy: Why couldn't I kill him?
Jim: Because you aren't related to Ching Dai, King of the East.
Amy: I'll actually take that.

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