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Stuck in a haunted house movie with two jackasses

THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM

THE QUOTES:

8/30/04

On haunted houses in the middle of nowhere:
Sarah: Guy answers the door, "Hello, I'm Mr. Foozle. I heard you were looking for me."
Jim: Ahhh! I shoot him.

On inside the haunted house:
Amy: Monica does not like this.
Jim: I stop blowing on the back of Monica's neck.
Andrew C: I don't drop the spider down the back of her dress.
Jim: Stuck in a haunted house movie with two jackasses.

On wrong game system:
Sara: I cast magic missile at the darkness!

On puns:
Sara: This house has bad Feng Shui.

On show off that intellect:
Andrew C: That wasn't Euclidean.

Boris sees his reflection in the mirror shoot himself, fall forward and grab a show curtain, and fins that he is on one knee with the shower curtain in his hands. On learning curves:
Andrew F: Do I have a bullet-wound in my forehead?
Amy: Your gun doesn't work, dude.
Andrew C: Maybe we should try. [mimes shooting self]

On descriptions:
Sarah: Can we just stick to "that is icky?"

On we are all coming to this conclusion, slowly:
Sarah: I hate inky blackness, though.

On same ol', same ol':
GM: You guys run out to a crowd of mooks shooting at you.
Sarah: Yay! Normalness!

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