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Resort to violence.
THE CAST:
Andrew C: Zack
Jim: El Seed
Sarah: Natasha (Collateral Damage)
Andrew F: Boris (Maurice)
Sara: Lei Feng
Amy: Monica (Princess)
Morgan: GM
THE QUOTES:
1/3/05
On leaving things out too long:
Andrew C: It's death fudge.
Morgan: Chinese fighting fudge.
On our luck:
Sara: I think Jim's the only one who got hired and he's not here.
On Lei Feng's soul:
Morgan: No, [your soul] is a dead baby. Oh, I'm sorry, it was the one kicked through the inky blackness.
On where Lei Feng might have been:
Sarah: Well, maybe she got hold of that real Blue Ice and was having a good time. Can't fault having a good time.
Andrew C: Now she's just smoking candles.
On "snap!"
GM: Actually, [Shen's] sword is really cool.
Sarah: At least someone in this group has a cool sword.
On creature powers:
Morgan: What? Your brother hasn't lost any charisma.
Sara: (as L.F's brother) I am a gorilla.
GM: (to Monica) Anything productive?
Amy: [fakes sex noises badly]
On how to deal with Jug:
Andrew C: Slip him some Rohipnol, because he isn't a Rohipnol master, he's a drunken master.
On becoming Jug's student:
Andrew F: Lei Feng? Not listen?
Andrew F and Andrew C: Never!
On Player Character boyfriends:
Andrew C: We have Sebastiano, Giovanni, and now Jug!
On being known as Lei Feng Viridian:
Amy: So [Jug's] not attracted to you anymore.
On Gothic kinky: After Jug says that in a past life Lei Feng was killed by her love:
Amy: So stay away from your brother.
On those alliterations:
Morgan: Like a Polynesian pig [Lei Feng] roots after the jug.
On whether Sara has a cell phone:
Amy: When you pass out in a bar and wake up in someone else's apartment you often don't have what you started with.
Andrew C: Like panties.
On overhearing conversations:
Ryu: If you're going to point that at me, you might well use it, we don't want to go through that again.
On directness:
Ryu: So how's that Carlucci thing going?
Monica: What Carlucci thing?
Ryu: The killing of your uncle.
On unlikely weapons:
Andrew C: It's a Chinese fighting diaper, I took one in the chest once.
On poor Jug:
Amy: Oh… Ryu broke his jug.
On talk shows:
Andrew C: Jug knocked up your lover who you killed twice already.
Morgan: Jerry, Reincarnated Lovers.
Andrew C: Then Steve can help you sort it out.
On looking up the name Mei Khan online:
Monica: If it is porn, then I will check it out to make sure it's not Lei Feng.
OOC: After investigation, Nakedcrazystick.com does not exist.
On shtick jealousy:
Morgan: (to Amy) You can trade sex appeal for cunning linguist.
Lei Feng was being pushed around by a small Asian fortune teller. On peanut galleries:
Sarah and Andrew C and Amy: Resort to violence.
On limits, not so much (Probably worth mentioning the toy in question was not ACTUALLY a vibrator):
Andrew C: You burned out the battery to my whirly vibrator.
Sara: Yes, I burned out your battery.
On gathering information:
Amy/Monica: I'll find a hypnotist I slept with.
Andrew C/Zack: I'll find one I shot!
On continuing with OOC jokes:
Amy/Monica: Four nipples was fun.
On running gags designed to irritate Sara:
GM (as Carlucci goon): I found a Thai boy, what's a Thai boy doing here?
On mook hatred:
Zack/Andrew C: The mooks must die.
On unfortunate times to miss (She was fighting Uncle Sonny, who was holding one of his tiny nephews):
Sara: So I missed.
Morgan: No, you hit the child. You hear a head turning in a strange direction.
On things we know and hate:
Andrew C: The mooks like the inky shadows.
On "Collateral Damage":
Andrew C: It's a good thing she's on our side, the sprinklers wash away the evidence.
On looking at a girly calendar:
Andrew C: She has no legs.
Morgan: She's been loafed!
On the complete confidence of your fellow players:
Sara: 'Cause I am not fully tainted by Viridian.
Andrew C and Sarah: Yeah right.
On disobeying a relatively direct "order":
Amy: I don't want to be spanked by Ryu.
Morgan: He'll show you his spank me baby technique.
On Lei Feng stealing Monica's cell phone, OOC:
Amy: What she doesn't know is that the number listed under "Ryu" is a male stripper and Ryu's actual number is under "Steve."
On rebellion (although she does have a point):
Monica: (to Lei Feng) Can I have my phone back? Both phones?
Lei Feng: You're not my mommy.
Morgan: This piece of paper says she is.
On "I try to get out and they pull me right back in":
Sara: I'm not going to enlist the help of Viridian.
Amy: I will.
On calling Wind to see if his voice matched the one talking to Ryu earlier and claiming a wrong number:
Morgan: (to Monica) You can feel the glare over the phone.
On Wind being Lei Feng's past life lover:
Andrew C: Screwed!
On how to get money for a pay phone:
Andrew C: Just botch two perception rolls and find two shiny quarters.
On name jokes:
Morgan: The Mei Khan exchange.
On half certain that she is Mei Khan:
Lei Feng: (to Wind) We've met before.
Andrew C: (as Lei Feng) You took my panties.
On alternative theories:
Amy: I've decided that Maurice is Mei Khan.
On Jug joining Monica's tryst with Sebastiano [her alibi]- lovely mental images:
Andrew C: He's wearing a diaper, he just whips it off and joins in.
On Natasha, why we love her:
Morgan/GM: You start getting rained on, hear gunfire from behind you and a girlish giggle.
On looking at an all-male calendar:
Morgan: (as man in picture)I have a tool.
Andrew C: (likewise)I am a tool.
On attuning to sites of power:
Morgan (as Thorn): This place of power was built by vengeance and hatred.
Zack: I want some of that.
On everybody wants Ryu:
Thorn: Ryu, I want you to stay.
Andrew C: (as Thorn) Take your pants off.
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