BIG TIP: Breathing with your mouth open causes mold to grow on the tongue - ensure that you NEVER BREATHE.
Rest Of The Band: Shhhh!
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| Greetings o dark creatures of the night, and welcome to Mike's Unofficial CRADLE OF FILTH fansite, the first EVER Cradle Of Filth fansite to feature NOTHING WHATSOEVER about Cradle Of Filth. In fact, this site has nothing to do with black-metal or metal forged from the hot friction of wanking nuns. This is my site, NOT YOURS OR DANI FILTH'S!! MY SITE!! However what you will find on here is meaningless crap that you won't understand. Unless you are my friend. In which case you will understand it all. And the only people coming to this site will be my friends. So that's a 100% understanding rate, a ratio of 1:1 for people looking at the site against people understanding the site. In the immortal words of Mr Horse from cult cartoon Ren & Stimpy, "No sir I don't like it". BIG TIP: Breathing with your mouth open causes mold to grow on the tongue - ensure that you NEVER BREATHE. |
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| Dani: I'm not on this site! Rest Of The Band: Shhhh! |
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| Wow! It's that pub near my house! You know, the one that had it's sign stolen and it magically reappeared at school? It's crazy. It was obviously busy on this day - look at the number of cars outside. There are at least 5! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||