Est. shot
A bustling street is seen, probably somewhere in California, but it doesn�t matter because nobody cares. As the camera pans around, it stops at the entrance of a restaurant. The 3 Little Ninjas exit, and the camera follows them. I can�t remember their names, but that doesn�t matter because nobody cares. The eldest one I will call JAMTART, the one with the basin and mullet combination will be titled ARSEFACE, and the little one can be SARAH. Haha, what a girly girl. Anyway, as the camera follows them, we hear what they are talking about.
Camera pan follow
Jamtart: Hey Arseface, do you remember in one of the other movies we did that martial arts dance for the Indian people? Well let�s do that again, right now!
Arseface: Yeah that would be swell!
Sarah: Can I join in?
Jamtart: If you can tell me what �bukkake� is. (He laughs wildly. Arseface laughs too, even though he doesn�t know what bukkake is either).
Sarah: Is it a type of hat?
Jamtart: No. Let�s dance!
SUDDENLY, Jamtart and Arseface perform the MOST EMBARRASSING DANCE EVER DONE EVER. It was bad enough in the other movie, but this time it�s even worse because the backing music is some crappy DUTCH TECHNO.
Heat-vision First Person shot
The camera changes to the view of something else. The POV comes from the top of a building, as the creature watches the really crappy �dance�. The creature makes a shrill shriek, presumably because the dance is just so damn bad.
Outside Restaurant Daytime
The Ninjas are still doing their dance. It�s still unbearably crap. Suddenly, a transparent but blurred figure lands in front of the Ninjas, who don�t notice and carry on dancing. A few seconds later, the creature becomes visible. It is a PREDATOR.
Arseface: Hey look, it�s that alien thing from that Arnie movie! We gotta impress it!
The Ninjas dance even harder and faster in an attempt to impress the Predator, but it just looks even worse. The Predator is clearly pissed. He raises his arm and � BOOM! � fires a big spinny blue special effect. It hits Jamtart in the groin and EXPLODERISES, sending various pieces of Jamtart flying through the air and splattering his blood all over the floor. Arseface doesn�t notice. The Predator takes out a weird space knife thingy, and skins Arseface alive, while he is dancing. Even after having all his skin removed, Arseface is STILL DANCING.
Arseface: Wait a minute! (Stops dancing). You�re a bad man! EE-YAR!
Arseface assumes a martial arts pose, and starts kicking the Predator. It has no effect, because the Predator cannot be beat by LITTLE WIMPY KICKS. After about 5 minutes, the Predator gets annoyed and breaks Arseface�s legs, then stamps on his head. The Predator then notices Sarah, standing in the doorway of the restaurant, sulking because he couldn�t do the lame dance. Pred pulls out that circular razor disc that Danny Glover used to kill the Predator in Predator 2, and throws said item at Sarah. However, MR. MIYAGI appears out of nowhere and grabs the disc in mid-air with a pair of chopsticks.
Miyagi: Man who catch razor disc with chopsticks, achieve anything.
Mike suddenly realises that it might have been Egg-Shen and not Mr. Miyagi who was in the 3 Little Ninjas series, so EGG-SHEN crawls out of a sewer.
Egg-Shen: You will face my Six-Demon-Bag, Lopan!
Egg-Shen and LOPAN (who has just appeared magically) fight their way into the background. The camera returns to Miyagi and the Predator.
Miyagi: (Adopts martial arts stance) Prove yourself.
As the Predator approaches Miyagi to fight, BRUCE CAMPBELL runs towards Miyagi from behind and cuts his head off with his handy chainsaw. He then pulls out his shotgun, BLAM! shoots left, BLAM! shoots right, BLAM! shoots in the air, killing assorted demons. He then turns and runs away, cutting a woman�s head off with a spade on his way. As the Predator walks away through the crowd, BARRY JEW (a.k.a. ETHAN HUNT from Mission: Impossible) runs past the camera, being chased by explosions, large amounts of water, and JOHN RAMBO.
FIN