Aha! Orange juice!
Sitting by the wall like that
I WILL DRINK YOU BITCH
Wicked Loafer Of Chairs
What? You am no legs?
Who do you think you are, eh?
The King of England?
Pastimes Pass Time
This is my hobby:
I like to lick my asses
And sometimes my horse
Elaborate Fakery And Esteem
I have a penguin
Actually that's a lie
There is no penguin
Posey Pose Philosophy Boy
My life is a box;
Made of cardboard and cube shaped
That made no sense. Hmm
Random Bile From The Back Of My Back
RADIO SOAPDISH
CALCULATOR SALMON MOUSSE
That is my haiku
Baboon Nation 2004
Look at that! A girl!
Kill it before it makes you
Do all the housework
Japanese Terror Stanza One A
If I was attacked
By a yellow Pokemon
I would mock it good
Japanese Terror Stanza One B
Why does Pikachu
Have no genitalia?
DRINK COCA-COLA
I went to China
To meet my Portuguese friend
But he wasn't there
Nocturnal War Of Envy
Jim Jim Jim Jim Jim
Barry Barry Jim Barry
Barry Barry Jim
Epic Nu-Metal Disorder (3 stanzas)
I hate Linkin Park
Mike Shinoda is a true
Disgrace to the name...
MIKE. From this day forth
He will be addressed under
The awful name of...
BARRY SHINODA.
Hahahahahahaha
Stupid Barry boy
Locked In The Chocolate Of Her Secret Biscuit
However thoughtful
My mother is considered
The beavers get her
Oh So Disappointing Mr Liberal
What do you mean, sir?
It's illegal to drive nude?
I shall tell my wife
Lovely Lovely Song Of Joy
RARGH! What a dumb bitch!
I hope her eyes are eaten
By distasteful frogs
