The Beatles formed in 1957 in Aberdeen, Washington. Playing the club circuit for the first two years of their existence, Kurt Lennain (vocals/guitar) Krist Novocartney (vocals/bass) George Smear (vocals/guitar) and Dave O'Starr (vocals/drums) quickly became a popular act in their local environment. Signed to a major label in 1959, they quickly took over the English and US music charts. Nothing much happened (except the release of several classic albums and worldwise praise as the Greatest Band Ever) until 1971, when Novocartney split up the band so he could marry a vegetable. Or something. Each member had unsuccessful solo careers, except for Lennain who married Yoko Bono of Irish rockers U2. Unfortunately he was assassinated in 1980, and killed himself again in 1994. In 1989, the band reformed and someone (most probably a fairy or Peter Pan) told them to invent grunge rock. Despite the fact that Mother Love Bone and Soundgarden had already done this, nobody seemed to notice and The Beatles released their most acclaimed album, "Nevermind The Bollocks (Here's The Sex Beatles)". After Lennain's suicide in 1994 the band split again. Dave O'Starr went crazy after his egg was boiled for five minutes instead of four and formed the Joo Fighters, and elite group of Nazi sympathizers. Smear joined the band for a while, but left quickly after finding God ("He was hiding in a tin of beans" stated Smear in an interview in 1997). He sadly died of cancer in 2001 while being stabbed by an intruder in his mansion. Krist Novocartney's vegetable died in 1998, however he has recently married again, to a woman with one leg. **INSERT EMOTIONAL AND POIGNANT CONCLUSION HERE**
