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Seeyack Pictures ma'am! |
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Here is a collection of some of my crazy drawings. I mean masterpieces. Because Geocities sucks arsemarbles, to see the pictures in all their glory you have to right-click on them (that's using your mouse for all you retards) and go into Properties. Then copy the URL and paste it into the address box. Then go to that address. PICTURE PLEASURE FOR YOUR MOTHER! And maybe you aswell. |
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^^This thing here is my "desktop", which I "know" you would "love" to "see". However, as Yahoo Geocities is "lame" it will not "let" me "resize" the "length" of the "picture". So that is "why" it is so "warped". |
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<<This is a highly realistic Official ID card I created to sell on the black market and make my millions. It is incredibly realistic for a faux pass, which make anybody who uses it """ONE COOL DADDY""". And I bet you'd like to use it, cos then you would be """"COOL BEAVER BRUCE""". |
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>>This is a picture of top action geezer Arnold Schwarzenegger killing a bunch of kids in a bowling alley. I was inspired to draw this picture when my good/terrible friend Amanda Mehdiyhiyonhiunoonoobilicious told me of her ordeal at a bowling alley, which involved posh kids, sweater stealing, girls calling other girls babe, and Arnie bursting in with an Uzi 9mm and killing everyone, followed by the one-liner, "Join the league azzhools". |
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^^Oh wow, here's another example of Geocities aptitude for totally uselessnessnessness. This is an advert to boost the morale amongst quadriplegic people. It is not stupid. At least I hope not. |
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^^Hmm, do you see why I have hired Mr. T to bring down Yahoo from the inside? I hate them. Scumbags. The picture above was inspired after I watched a documentary about Nazis, a documentary about Queen, and a documentary about Britain in 1066. No wonder so many people hate MTV now... |
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^^Last picture is my warning to other neighbourhoods. My neighbourhood was almost taken over by monkeys - the would wait by street corners, and when you walked past they would ask you for a copy of Howard Jones' Greatest Hits (they found a CD player in 1993). I would tell them I didn't have it, but then they would throw bricks at me. In the end Bruce Campbell killed them all with a chainsaw. Bruce Campbell is cool. And Mickey Dolenz is cool cos he looks, sounds and acts like Bruce Campbell. |
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