Inane Gibberish I've Said
When some random person I've never spoke to before on chat messages me, what else can I do except mock them? JUST WHAT ELSE CAN I DO BABY?!?! Here is a fairly amusing selection. You fat bitch

(Oh yeah, the
RED stuff is me, the WHITE is the other person. In case you are a retard).
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:26:28 PM): Are you Mr T?
deepakmohan01 (09:26:40 PM): no
deepakmohan01 (09:26:47 PM): what is your name
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:27:11 PM): ack. I was hoping you were Mr T, STAY AWAY FROM MY BINS! My name is Henry.
deepakmohan01 (09:27:33 PM): thanks
deepakmohan01 (09:27:40 PM): my name is deepak
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:27:59 PM): Deepak? Isnt that a type of mentholated back rub?
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:28:05 PM): "When you have muscular stress, use DEEPAK"

deepakmohan01 (09:28:36 PM): no not like that
deepakmohan01 (09:28:42 PM): where are you from
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:29:22 PM): I'm from a little town in Sweden called Smoothbaldz
deepakmohan01 (09:29:47 PM): that does not matter
deepakmohan01 (09:30:08 PM): i am from cuddalore a town in India
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:30:50 PM): Cuddalore? That sounds like a James Bond villain
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:31:03 PM): "Darn you Cuddalore, you wont get away with this!"

deepakmohan01 (09:31:33 PM): then what is the time there
jim_the_giblet_goose_cake (09:31:45 PM): 21:31 apparently
evanstar1985 (10:41:41 PM): who are you eh??
hot_chic293 (10:42:08 PM): hey
hot_chic293 (10:42:17 PM): sorry
evanstar1985 (10:42:19 PM): do i know you gorilla child??
hot_chic293 (10:42:22 PM): i was seening the new things
hot_chic293 (10:42:26 PM): ya
evanstar1985 (10:42:30 PM): how?????? HOW????
hot_chic293 (10:42:37 PM): a while ago we met in a chat
evanstar1985 (10:43:53 PM): What? Are you trying to make me feel guilty about the death of your melon? Well to be honest your melon was never alive, and even if it was all it did was sit in the fruit bowl. Not much of a pet eh? Eh, daddeh, jimbo sez he is very scary! Woah! Now that am very crazy right you monkey fudger? I HATE YOU BITCH
booty_smacker_girl (10:34:32 PM): hey
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:35:02 PM): Eh cut me some slack Jack!! Bro don't want none, bro don't get none. Shi!
booty_smacker_girl (10:35:47 PM): um
(Haha this girl is obviously confusing me with someone else, but she's still worth my ramblings!)
misbehavingirl9 (10:32:54 PM): hey babe
misbehavingirl9 (10:33:16 PM): we havent talked in so long
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:33:40 PM): Are you Mr T?
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:34:04 PM): Are you a 300 lb heavy built black man with lots of jewelry, spouting phrases such as "Ah pity tha foo"?

misbehavingirl9 (10:34:24 PM): what are u talkin about ???
misbehavingirl9 (10:35:27 PM): dont u remember me i said i loved u and u said not to so i stopped then we became good friends then u were never on!!!!!!!!!
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:36:33 PM): so you're not Mr T?
misbehavingirl9 (10:36:50 PM): no
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:37:11 PM): dang
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:37:16 PM): i was hoping you were him
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:37:20 PM): I love Mr T

misbehavingirl9 (10:37:25 PM): sorry
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:37:27 PM): as long as he stays away from my bins
misbehavingirl9 (10:37:43 PM):  :D
chino_moreno_ate_my_beanz (10:38:10 PM): is your ejaculating penis trying to mock me? Are you trying to intimidate my manhood? SCUM

(In response to my "Cursed with never being seen in your dreams" status)
misbehavingirl9 (09:54:50 PM): hey believe me you are seen in my dreams
misbehavingirl9 (09:55:33 PM): lol

evanstar1985 (09:57:20 PM): but... I think that one day my mother might take your children away and lock them in a small box, no bigger than a pin. And won't you be "COOL" then, eh? ice cream may be fine and dandy, but drugs are not cool! Who says German literature is dead? Not me, maybe Siskel and Ebert. TWO THUMBS DOWN DADDEH!!
misbehavingirl9 (09:58:00 PM): intresting
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